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#1
i want to hear it! What is the meanest thing you've ever said outloud? For me it was when me and my brother were playing halo and he killed somebody and i said "That's almost as mean as a puppy dog being disemboweled."
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#2
ive said way too many mean things, i dont even want to think about it......
Call me Jack
#3
I told some flat chested feminist that I'd listen to her morals when she grew some tits.

Needless to say I was simaltaneously slapped and hi-five'd. Slapped by her, hi-five'd by everyone within earshot.
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#4
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I told some flat chested feminist that I'd listen to her morals when she grew some tits.

Needless to say I was simaltaneously slapped and hi-five'd. Slapped by her, hi-five'd by everyone within earshot.


Hahaha
(hi five)
#5
Is that really the meanest thing you've ever said TS? You're a nice person.


Well (I'm not proud of it AT ALL), a few years ago I called a black kid on my bus a certain racial slur...
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#6
I went up to a girl who was in a car accident the day before.
She had a huge gash on her face and i called her scarface.
After that everyone started getting on my ass.
#7
^classy
"Forget the rules. If it sounds good, it is good."
-Eddie Van Halen
#8
I once saw this bald kid throwing rocks at birds in a parking lot. I told my brother, "Look out, it's a chav!".

When we got closer, I saw that he was about 8 years old and was bald because he was a cancer patient.

I'm an arse.
Saint Louis Blues
#10
Slip of the tongue:
her: I don't dislike you enough to have to get drunk to make out with you*
me: too bad its not mutual

This was actually like 10 minutes ago.
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
#11
i yelled CUN/T to some girl whom i'd never met before at King's Island

i also threatened to force feed a kid his own knee, then bitch-slap him with his femur and impale him on his ribcage
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Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#12
Off the top of my head...

I just beat you like a wife...

More will come, I'm watching Olympics.
But am I here? I find it hard to tell
I do a good impression of myself
But what's normal now, anyhow

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#13
^ pwahahaha!
Duncan.Hills.Duncan.Hills. COFFEE!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, and a man is there to hear it, but the tree crushes the man, does the man dying make a sound?
#14
I'll just say the forst thing that pops into my head.

This guy I really hate walked into my classroom (he's black), so I said: "Quick guys, turn off the lights so we can get the darkie out of the room."

...that's not very mean!
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Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
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SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

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BOSS RC-20XL
#15
hey sydnie, did bilby break up with you yet?

i was just kidding, because, well, i guess thats how i am, but it turns out he did just like a few minutes before. i felt like a dick.
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so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

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#16
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Is that really the meanest thing you've ever said TS? You're a nice person.


Well (I'm not proud of it AT ALL), a few years ago I called a black kid on my bus a certain racial slur...

yah i am a nice person actually. although i have been known to make a few questionable comments. mostly making somebody happy when i was being sarcastic.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#17
wow Fryer_Mike, good to see another ontario resident here
Duncan.Hills.Duncan.Hills. COFFEE!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, and a man is there to hear it, but the tree crushes the man, does the man dying make a sound?
#18
I once told someone to bury their face in a dumpsterful of hatchets and cut their throat open with scissors.

.....I'm an asshole.
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#19
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wow Fryer_Mike, good to see another ontario resident here

Hey! How's it goin'?

Wait... there's no underscore in my name... you must be talking to someone else.

I told my teacher that his capri's looked like his wife's.
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Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#20
i call races/ethnics/religions offensive things being funny^ nice sig btw

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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#21
"you were adopted and if I killed you right now your dad would high-five me"

To kid I was babysitting
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#22
i told some kid to use the searchbar
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Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#23
Me: You're the reason I want to be gay!
My sister: ...what...
Me: I'd rather get my ass hole ripped open every night than be with a girl like you!
#24
Lol @ Druz*insert rest of name here*

That would scar any child.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#25
Quote by Fryer Mike
I'll just say the forst thing that pops into my head.

This guy I really hate walked into my classroom (he's black), so I said: "Quick guys, turn off the lights so we can get the darkie out of the room."

...that's not very mean!

In class I sat next to my friend who is black, and for the first time we were gonna watch a movie in class and when the lights went off I said "Holy sh*t dude you f*cking dissappeared!"
He took advantage by punching me in the arm several times.


In sociology, my teacher pointed this kid who a MCR shirt on. He asked the kid if he likes the band, he says he used to. I said "That's becuase they're emo." The girls around me turned around and I try to play the it-wasnt-me card.
#26
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"you were adopted and if I killed you right now your dad would high-five me"

To kid I was babysitting




I'm going to hell

To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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In the same thread

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#27
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Me: You're the reason I want to be gay!
My sister: ...what...
Me: I'd rather get my ass hole ripped open every night than be with a girl like you!


I think most guys would choose anal over doing their sister, maybe it's just me
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

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#28
There is a car wash beside my house. I was sitting there having a drink and a really fat lady drove up. I told her to step out of the car and continue through the car wash.
#29
My friend was bragging about how she's going to see Motorhead, Priest and Heaven and Hell today so I replied "well, I hope you slip in your shower and die". She just stood there for a few seconds and then chuckled and walked away.

And this other time i was talking to my friend asking him "Weren't you going to the movies with rebecca and what's-her-charred-face?". Little did I know what's-her-charred-face was right behind me.
#30
I once asked this girl how she could walk into a church without bursting into flames
#32
Quote by druz15_UG
I think most guys would choose anal over doing their sister, maybe it's just me



i don't know...


now that she's 8...
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Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#33
This year I was watching the promenade before my schools prom because I had to wait for a ride and everyone in town was there. So I'm watching all these people go by, and saying my friends look cool and all that (one grade too low to be in it), when all of a sudden I see these two girls walking down and I don't recognize either of them. One of them happened to be VERY large, so off of instinct, I said "MAN THE HARPOONS". I could tell this was bad because the instant it left my mouth, every girl within arms distance punched me, and every guy cracked up.

to this day I still wonder if they heard me, I'd feel bad if I actually had like ruined her prom experience, but if not? whatever
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#34
Quote by druz15_UG
I think most guys would choose anal over doing their sister, maybe it's just me


But incest is fun for the whole family?
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#35
there was a kid whos mom had her jaw wired shut and he was talking to his freinds about it and annoying me somehow so i said"sweet now she cant say no so i dont need to say surprise"

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#36
wait meanest thing i ever said or did cuz like the worst thing i ever did was killed a kids parents then cooked them and fed it too him and i think the meanest thing i ever said was telling him afterwards
I'd do me........

#37
I told my teacher he was a dirty child raping pedophile...not a good move.
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#38
Quote by druz15_UG
I think most guys would choose anal over doing their sister, maybe it's just me


I said like my sister. I'd willingly become a eunuch before I ****ed her.
#39
I told some girl in my school who was being a bitch: "Shove her dad's **** in her face next time he tries to rape you so that he doesn't have to beat you anymore, you superficial, egomaniacal skag."
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#40
I told my sister that the world was better off without her ignorant, stupid, bitchy self.

She ran to her room crying her eyes out.

I felt pretty good.

then I felt horrible ten minutes later.

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