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About 2 weeks ago, I ordered my Dell laptop. I know it takes a little over a week for them to build/test it. So, I expected this week it would be in sometime, and I could be surfing the web via wi-fi right now, sitting up in my nice, air conditioned room, probably downloading porn in the background while listening to Slayer or Metallica or maybe some Styx for a change. But no, I am still on my dad's computer right now. I got an email today explaining that the DHL truck carrying my laptop had been stolen. That's right, not the laptop, but the whole damn truck. I guess Dell says they will be sending another one out and I should be receiving it in a few days.
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I'll swing by your place and drop your laptop off. Want anything else?
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wow for real?
that awesome kinda
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hahahahahahaha wat a rip!
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You've never heard of a vehicle getting stolen before? Let alone one full of expensive goods?

Welcome from out of the rock you've been living under for the first part of your life.

QFT. You have a slight setback that you'll have to wait a week to work out. Deal with it.
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I bet life sucks a lot more for the guy who's going to lose his job because the truck got stolen on his watch.
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I bet life sucks a lot more for the guy who's going to lose his job because the truck got stolen on his watch.

I doubt you'd lose your job for that. Unless you left the engine running and the door open while you went to the toilet. It's an unforseeable event.
#16
he should do something so incredibly stupid and random that when his next employer calls his reference, the reference wont be credible.....like **** all over one of the mail trucks
#18
its definitly unfortunate but damn is this funny AND ironic!?!?1
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#19
Haha. Imagine having to explain that to the guys at dell.

"Uh yeah... well hears the thing, I was stopping to take a dump, and here's the craziest thing, when I got outside the truck was gone."

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its definitly unfortunate but damn is this funny AND ironic!?!?1


Err... how is it ironic?
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he ordered a laptop and around the time he was to receive it, the truck was stolen. the truck that had his new computer. how can you not see how ironic this is...
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he ordered a laptop and around the time he was to receive it, the truck was stolen. the truck that had his new computer. how can you not see how ironic this is...


Ohhhhhh right right right.

I overthought that.
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he ordered a laptop and around the time he was to receive it, the truck was stolen. the truck that had his new computer. how can you not see how ironic this is...

Irony is always funny as long as you're not on the wrong side of the situation

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he ordered a laptop and around the time he was to receive it, the truck was stolen. the truck that had his new computer. how can you not see how ironic this is...


That would be coincidental, not ironic.
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That would be coincidental, not ironic.


I actually think it is ironic:

i·ro·ny (ī'rə-nē, ī'ər-)
n., pl. -nies.
-The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
-An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
-A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
-Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
-An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
-Dramatic irony.
-Socratic irony.



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#25
LOL.

Thanks for the good laugh, TS.

I mean, you and all the people who were waiting for their comp got pwned.
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he ordered a laptop and around the time he was to receive it, the truck was stolen. the truck that had his new computer. how can you not see how ironic this is...


You fail at irony.
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About 2 weeks ago, I ordered my Dell laptop. I know it takes a little over a week for them to build/test it. So, I expected this week it would be in sometime, and I could be surfing the web via wi-fi right now, sitting up in my nice, air conditioned room, probably downloading porn in the background while listening to Slayer or Metallica or maybe some Styx for a change. But no, I am still on my dad's computer right now. I got an email today explaining that the DHL truck carrying my laptop had been stolen. That's right, not the laptop, but the whole damn truck. I guess Dell says they will be sending another one out and I should be receiving it in a few days.


The truck got stolen? Someone just ran past and whipped it under their shirt and walked by whistling?
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I actually think it is ironic:


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No, as a matter of fact it is 100% not ironic. It kind of sucks, but there's no irony.

Now if he ordered a car alarm and an anti-theft device for his vehicle, and the delivery truck got stolen, that would be slightly ironic.
#31
DHL sucks. My sister ordered a phone and DHL took weeks to get it here. Now their trucks are getting stolen lol. I ordered a laptop from Dell too. But it hasn't even been completed yet so I know mine wasn't stolen.
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Only a Brummy would try it like that...

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Except they don't whilstle, they do this. It's about half way through!

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#33
They've made you 2 computers, but you're only paying for one of them. Sucks to be Dell.
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#34
lol That's actually sorta funny.
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QFT. You have a slight setback that you'll have to wait a week to work out. Deal with it.


I'm not complaining at all, it's just funny because of how random it is.

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The truck got stolen? Someone just ran past and whipped it under their shirt and walked by whistling?


Dell said the DHL truck carrying my laptop was stolen, I don't know how or where it happened.
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No, as a matter of fact it is 100% not ironic. It kind of sucks, but there's no irony.

Now if he ordered a car alarm and an anti-theft device for his vehicle, and the delivery truck got stolen, that would be slightly ironic.


+1, the original situation wasn't ironic at all.

Misfortunate yes, and a little odd maybe, but not ironic.
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No, as a matter of fact it is 100% not ironic. It kind of sucks, but there's no irony.

Now if he ordered a car alarm and an anti-theft device for his vehicle, and the delivery truck got stolen, that would be slightly ironic.


na it would be ironic if he ordered a car alarm and an anti theft system and the truck was out for delivery and his car got stole before the truck made it.
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What your not SEEING is that it is back to school time! I ordered my $2000 dell laptop last year this time and they said 2 weeks It took right at 2 months and 1 week to get it. When I would call they said due to school time and the huge amount of laptop orders we will get it out asap. SO really i wouldnt expect it to soon.
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