Poll: Which is worse?
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Childbirth
36 49%
Kidney Stones
37 51%
Voters: 73.
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#3
Are you a retarded? Childbirth.
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#5
Isn't this from an episode of Friends?
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#7
are you serious? Kidney stones. The pains of childbirth depend on the conditions of the woman, and the conditions of the delivery. Our western medicine approach makes it much more unpleasant than it needs to be. Nothing can make passing a kidney stone more unpleasant than it already is.... except a bigger kidney stone.

CHildbirth still reaaaaaaly sucks I'm sure.
#8
They did a study and the amount of pain from both experiences are equal.
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are you serious? Kidney stones. The pains of childbirth depend on the conditions of the woman, and the conditions of the delivery. Our western medicine approach makes it much more unpleasant than it needs to be. Nothing can make passing a kidney stone more unpleasant than it already is.... except a bigger kidney stone.

CHildbirth still reaaaaaaly sucks I'm sure.


They actually have procedures know where they dissolve the kidney stone into dust using sonic waves underwater...
#12
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Last time I checked you don't have to take the kidney stone home and live with it for 18 years.


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#13
i havent experience either, and could only potentially experience one of the two.

so i have no idea.
#15
One of my coworkers went to the hospital; they induced labor, broke her water, and drugged her up.

She called people on her cell phone to tell them she was in labor. She TOOK PICTURES of her in labor and sent them via text message to her friends as proof.

If you go into the ER for pain meds, you could have to wait hours to see a doctor, who might believe you are just there for a narc fix.

Also, the tube that connects your kidneys to your urethra is this big:

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A kidney stone can be this big

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And spikey.
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Isn't this from an episode of Friends?

Yes, actually, it is.
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One of my coworkers went to the hospital; they induced labor, broke her water, and drugged her up.

She called people on her cell phone to tell them she was in labor. She TOOK PICTURES of her in labor and sent them via text message to her friends as proof.

If you go into the ER for pain meds, you could have to wait hours to see a doctor, who might believe you are just there for a narc fix.

Also, the tube that connects your kidneys to your urethra is this big:

o

A kidney stone can be this big

0

And spikey.


They can be as big as grapes, so I've heard.
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Isn't this from an episode of Friends?


yeah haha

I love that episode. Phoebe had a triplet.
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#20
Childbirth! Most doctors do a procedure, called a episiotomy, ahead of time. They actually slit below the ol' vadge to prevent tearing.

Tearing.

just read this article... http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html "Six Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Childbirth"
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#22
Suicide.
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#24
Childbirth probably, but at least it's not ongoing like kidney stones are. It's one big pain that lasts a fairly long time, but very rarely is it days. Except my sister took 49 hours.
#25
I'd probably say childbirth. At least ultrasound has a chance of breaking up a kidney stone, but with children all you get is a picture of the smug bastard.
#26
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Last time I checked you don't have to take the kidney stone home and live with it for 18 years.


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#27
I had Kidney Stones and i thought i was going to die. No joke. I was such a pussy back then. ;(
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#28
Well I haven't exactly experienced either. Birth.
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#29
I'll just quote what a German girl said to me once.

"I'll have a kid as soon as a guy shoves an NFL sized football up his ass, carries around for 9 months, then poops it out, only to turn around and say that he loves it."
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I'll just quote what a German girl said to me once.

"I'll have a kid as soon as a guy shoves an NFL sized football up his ass, carries around for 9 months, then poops it out, only to turn around and say that he loves it."




I like that quote
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#31
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I'll just quote what a German girl said to me once.

"I'll have a kid as soon as a guy shoves an NFL sized football up his ass, carries around for 9 months, then poops it out, only to turn around and say that he loves it."

Your friend has scary ideas about foreplay