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#1
pit...i need advice, ive gone to everyone i know and ive gotten mixed answers

My girlfriend of 3 years just told me that i can either live with her or talk to my female friend of 6 years.

Me and my friend used to date but that was 4 years ago and she moved to a different state, yet my girlfriend is deadset on the idea that i still love her which i dont.

But the real ****ed up thing is that i have no where else to live so if i pick my friend then im homeless.

Who would you pick?
#2
I would just camp out on rooftops every night, watching the sunrise and sunset and the measly people shop for things they don't need.

But that's just me.
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#3
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I would just camp out on rooftops every night, watching the sunrise and sunset and the measly people shop for things they don't need.

But that's just me.


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bro u are definately gay


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#4
Well her your girlfriend obviously, in time you can talk to her and maybe she'll be more understanding, especially if the two get to know each other.

That being said, this belongs in the relationship thread. Or maybe not. Regardless, I rhymed and I'm proud of myself.
#5
girlfriend. just hope she doesn't wear the pants in the house.
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#6
Ummm, go with your girlfriend I say, because there's not going to be any conflict with your old friend will there??

Or did I just read the thread incorrectly

If so, I fail
#7
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I would just camp out on rooftops every night, watching the sunrise and sunset and the measly people shop for things they don't need.

But that's just me.

This sounds like a good plan to me.
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#8
The ****? Your girlfriend sounds pretty messed up.

Just talk to your friend behind your girlfriends back.
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#9
I'd probably try to turn it all around on my girlfriend, making her seem like the bad-guy and verbally smash her until she runs out of the house crying. Then I'd have a bed all to myself that night, pack my bags, and when she comes back the next day begging me not to go I'd demand a three-way to prove she trusts in me and our relationship.

It's a no-lose situation.
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#10
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The ****? Your girlfriend sounds pretty messed up.

Just talk to your friend behind your girlfriends back.



2nd best idea i've heard so far, 1st bieng the rooftop superhero
#12
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I'd probably try to turn it all around on my girlfriend, making her seem like the bad-guy and verbally smash her until she runs out of the house crying. Then I'd have a bed all to myself that night, pack my bags, and when she comes back the next day begging me not to go I'd demand a three-way to prove she trusts in me and our relationship.

It's a no-lose situation.


This man is a thinker
#13
Quote by darkstar2466
I would just camp out on rooftops every night, watching the sunrise and sunset and the measly people shop for things they don't need.

But that's just me.



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#14
I'd pick the relationship thread.
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#15
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Hancock was a hobo......
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#17
TS isn't making much sense to me.... can someone translate all that? what does the old girlfriend from 4 years ago have to do with anything?
#18
Originally Posted by UndeadPaperclip
I'd probably try to turn it all around on my girlfriend, making her seem like the bad-guy and verbally smash her until she runs out of the house crying. Then I'd have a bed all to myself that night, pack my bags, and when she comes back the next day begging me not to go I'd demand a three-way to prove she trusts in me and our relationship.

It's a no-lose situation.



Monsieur UndeadPaperclip, you my friend, have earned a win
#19
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TS isn't making much sense to me.... can someone translate all that? what does the old girlfriend from 4 years ago have to do with anything?


As I understood his shabby wording, the choice comes down to living with his current girlfriend or calling his girlfriend from six years ago to see if he can live with that woman.
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#22
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#23
Do you want to live with someone who will make you choose between them and your good friend of years and years?
#24
homeless

or

not homeless


durr i donno
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#26
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homeless

or

not homeless


durr i donno


If you have a good backpacking backpack, not too many clothes, access to a clean source of water (ocean, river) and a good sleeping bag, being homeless can be an exciting time.
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#28
i think ts is saying that his current girlfriend is jealous of him talking to his ex-girlfriend. scrubs has covered this. tell your ex-girlfriend you're married.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#30
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if you were homeless and living off of ocean water you would need a solar still to remove the salt from the water


I am assuming he goes to school or works and has a source of income. The ocean or river would just be for bathing purposes. Water can be bought or filtered.
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#31
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I'd probably try to turn it all around on my girlfriend, making her seem like the bad-guy and verbally smash her until she runs out of the house crying. Then I'd have a bed all to myself that night, pack my bags, and when she comes back the next day begging me not to go I'd demand a three-way to prove she trusts in me and our relationship.

It's a no-lose situation.


Sounds great in theory, but no matter how you got to the three-way, no matter who the other 2 chicks are (unless it's 2 dudes and a women, or 3 dudes/3 women), this will end in death for you. Three ways make women uber-insane and unstable. It's a jealousy thing. Any women that tells you otherwise is lying.

Still, go for it. You'll end up homeless, but it's rare to have a 3-some ever.
#36
It is unfair of your girlfriend to give you an ultimatum. Her jealousy has placed an undue burden upon you, and that isn't right.
#37
Quote by Silent_Jester13
You shall be the world's first hobo superhero.

i lol'd
anyway
tell ur girlfriend taht you dont love the friend and that if she doesnt trust you your over
EDIT: btw how old are you?
you could find a friends house or somehting to crash at
or your parents
Last edited by sk8ordie97 at Aug 14, 2008,
#38
its either i live with a jealous girlfriend and tell my best friend to get lost. or to tell my girlfriend to get lost and find somewhere to live andd friends and parents are not an option
#39
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It is unfair of your girlfriend to give you an ultimatum. Her jealousy has placed an undue burden upon you, and that isn't right.

exactly how i feel
#40
She sounds like a bitch. I'd ditch her and take the friends sofas route until you find somewhere to live. She's a potential bunny boiler, not a keeper.
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