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#1
Well I want to know.
I was thinking this: "Welcome to Dumpsville population YOU!"

errmmmm yerr give me some ideas...
#3
umm tell them you love them next day tell them your seeing someone else?
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#6
Setting your myspace status to single and not saying a word is pretty cold, believe me. A friend of mine had a pretty tough one too, he came over to her house, had sex with her, told her he never really loved her and only wanted to have fun, then left.
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#7
Wait for her birthday.. tell her you aren't planning anything special.. but give her that little smile so she really knows you are. Do little things to make her think you're throwing her a surprise birthday party... two day's before her birthday ask her to marry you.. you're now engaged! Congrats! It's almost b-day time! Put up balloons and flowers and get a cake! She walks through the door.. the lights are off.. she turns them on and sees a big banner that says '**** you.. you're a bitch.. i hate you.. blah blah blah..." and when she looks down from the banner you're having anal sex with her dad on top of her favorite kitty, Mr. Meowsers.
Edit: Now that I think about it I'd also videotape it and send a copy to every one of her boyfriends she gets.. just so they can have some ideas and arent pwned by my breakup.. she might not get the message from a simple "we should see other people.." ya know?
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#8
Kill them. That's pretty evil
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#9
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Wait for her birthday.. tell her you aren't planning anything special.. but give her that little smile so she really knows you are. Do little things to make her think you're throwing her a surprise birthday party... two day's before her birthday ask her to marry you.. you're now engaged! Congrats! It's almost b-day time! Put up balloons and flowers and get a cake! She walks through the door.. the lights are off.. she turns them on and sees a big banner that says '**** you.. you're a bitch.. i hate you.. blah blah blah..." and when she looks down from the banner you're having anal sex with her dad on top of her favorite kitty, Mr. Meowsers.

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#10
Have sex with her sister on top of her while she's sleeping, make sure she wakes up though.

Edit: Or her best friend.
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#11
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Wait for her birthday.. tell her you aren't planning anything special.. but give her that little smile so she really knows you are. Do little things to make her think you're throwing her a surprise birthday party... two day's before her birthday ask her to marry you.. you're now engaged! Congrats! It's almost b-day time! Put up balloons and flowers and get a cake! She walks through the door.. the lights are off.. she turns them on and sees a big banner that says '**** you.. you're a bitch.. i hate you.. blah blah blah..." and when she looks down from the banner you're having anal sex with her dad on top of her favorite kitty, Mr. Meowsers.


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#12
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Wait for her birthday.. tell her you aren't planning anything special.. but give her that little smile so she really knows you are. Do little things to make her think you're throwing her a surprise birthday party... two day's before her birthday ask her to marry you.. you're now engaged! Congrats! It's almost b-day time! Put up balloons and flowers and get a cake! She walks through the door.. the lights are off.. she turns them on and sees a big banner that says '**** you.. you're a bitch.. i hate you.. blah blah blah..." and when she looks down from the banner you're having anal sex with her dad on top of her favorite kitty, Mr. Meowsers.

or that ^
you know if you want someone to kill themselves.
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#13
A week before Christmas ask to go on a break for a little while because you need to be your own person. On Christmas, reveal that you've found someone else who you've obviously been talking to a lot before and ask for all of the gifts back. Also don't forget to remind partner how they are hopeless at relationships and how they should give up on finding someone else.

Then go talk to your new partner and have intercourse with them at a nearby park in their/your car.
#14
Gather a lugi in the back of your mouth, and start making out with her. In one fluid motion, carry the thick, gooey glob of phlegm and spit into her mouth on your tongue, and dump it as far back as you can reach. Then pull away smiling, and walk away.

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Wait for her birthday.. tell her you aren't planning anything special.. but give her that little smile so she really knows you are. Do little things to make her think you're throwing her a surprise birthday party... two day's before her birthday ask her to marry you.. you're now engaged! Congrats! It's almost b-day time! Put up balloons and flowers and get a cake! She walks through the door.. the lights are off.. she turns them on and sees a big banner that says '**** you.. you're a bitch.. i hate you.. blah blah blah..." and when she looks down from the banner you're having anal sex with her dad on top of her favorite kitty, Mr. Meowsers.



that is probably the craziest thing i have ever heard. but to know that this plan was actually used would be one of the worst break ups ever. especially if your receiving...
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#16
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quite possibly the STUPIDEST thing you could do...i mean she could bite it off!
play 'babe im gonna leave you' on acoustic, on her answering machine
#17
Cheating on her with her mother... While her dad records it and faps, then having your girlfriend walk in and you saying, 'Did I say it's over? Ah well... I think you get the message,' then exit the room.
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that is probably the craziest thing i have ever heard. but to know that this plan was actually used would be one of the worst break ups ever. especially if your receiving...

Yea true story.. her dad was pretty good actually.. oh and she named the cat.
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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#20
Killing of her whole family on her birthday then breaking up whith here the very same moment she finds out that her family have been slaughted like cheep,then video tape it,
then when it's her next birthday you send her a copy of that video!
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#21
arrange a threesome with her and another girl that you like, then just completely blank her and have sex with the other girl. then when she says something, just say "oh are you still here?"
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#22
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quite possibly the STUPIDEST thing you could do...i mean she could bite it off!
#23
Gather a lugi in the back of your mouth, and start making out with her. In one fluid motion, carry the thick, gooey glob of phlegm and spit into her mouth on your tongue, and dump it as far back as you can reach. Then pull away smiling, and walk away.

A U S S I E
#24
Say, "You have a big head. Your head is too big for your body."

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#26
Actually, scratch that last method.

Quote this, exactly: "Can I punch you in the face and piss in your mouth?" If she says no, call her a prudish bitch and leave, if she says yes, run.
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#29
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right after getting her to tattoo your name on her body.

Bret Michaels.. that blonde chick.. epic fail.
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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#30
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While receiving fellatio?


I've actually done that...

I'm a horrible person.
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#31
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I've actually done that...

I'm a horrible person.
If you feel bad about it then you're probably not that bad a person.

I don't know where that leaves me.
#33
Headbutt to the titbags, she'll get the jist of it.
You will feel awsome, while she has bruised tits.
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#34
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LMAO isnt that when you (insert bad word here) in there eye and then kick em in the shin?
#35
Have sex and afterwards tell her shes an ugly skank and you just gave her aids!
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#36
Get a black T-shirt.
Go to a T-shirt printing store or something like that and get them to print 'I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend' on it.
Give as gift for Christmas.
Nod and wink.
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#37
have sex with her after you finished take your purse pull some money out give it to her and leave
#38
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#39
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Get a black T-shirt.
Go to a T-shirt printing store or something like that and get them to print 'I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend' on it.
Give as gift for Christmas.
Nod and wink.


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#40
pull the old swith-a-roo. This is were you start giving it to her from behind, in front of a window. Half way though you pull out and get your mate to take over. Mean while you walk around the front of the window and wave. She turns around and sees your mate doing her. You then say sorry its over. You look like your cheating on me!!!
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