#1
so my lips are chapped right now. its not so much painful as it is annoying, does anyone have any quick remedies? id like them back to normal by tomorrow, if thats possible.
#2
Put petroleum jelly on them tonight when you go to bed. Its nasty and your mouth tastes like **** in the morning but they should be good to go.
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#4
for good chapstick or lip balm, ask at a pharmacy. i got this really good stuff with a lemon taste in a pharmacy in Switzerland. it works great.
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#7
ICY HOT!

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Last edited by cretinisticDuck at Aug 14, 2008,
#8
Well if you have neither then apply semen. It's the only way.
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#11
Hello Vaseline
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#13
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#19
Use a lot of chapstick and don't kiss anyone.
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#20
vaseline. i always put vaseline on my lips before i sleep. but it diddn't work, so instead i tried putting a **** load of vaseline on my lips and it totally cured it the next day, and i did it again for 2 more days and my lips were like perfect again. Also use a lot of chapstick like 24/7. like if u eat, put some more after, or if u wash ur face put some more, and before u sleep use some. eventually youll notice results. But the quickest remedy, although it doesn't actually cure it, but it does soemhting, is to put vaseline in ur lips, then wash it off with warm water, it doesn't cure it, but its like a temporary relief if it hurts.
#22
BLISTEX
always works, stings a bit though
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#24
do not get mint chastick!
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