#1
So I heard Eric Johnson only uses pickups handwired by members of a rare tribe of dwarves who reside deep in the rainforests of Papua New Guinea.
These dwarves are only eligible to wire lord Johnson's pickups if they were born between March 3rd and 5th on leap years, otherwise the tone is ruined.

U guise gawt any EJ factz?
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So I heard Eric Johnson only uses pickups handwired by members of a rare tribe of dwarves who reside deep in the rainforests of Papua New Guinea.
These dwarves are only eligible to wire lord Johnson's pickups if they were born between March 3rd and 5th on leap years, otherwise the tone is ruined.

U guise gawt any EJ factz?



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#9
I don't haven any EJ facts but I do know that John petrucci's racks are made by mr. rackman.
#10
Has a beautiful singing voice
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#11
Eric Johnson always has his batteries in his pedals drained to about half level before shows because he prefers the tone that they give him.

Eric Johnson can tell who the last person to touch his guitar was because of the unique tone each persons fingerprints give.
#13
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Eric Johnson always has his batteries in his pedals drained to about half level before shows because he prefers the tone that they give him.

Eric Johnson can tell who the last person to touch his guitar was because of the unique tone each persons fingerprints give.

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#14
Eric Johnson didn't kill his family and hid them under the house.

His best friend ISN'T his hand, and he doesn't talk to it.
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#15
eric johnson pots his speakers, heads, pickups, strings, chandler tubedriver, fingers and many other assorted parts on his guitar in a rare ear wax made up of virgins from the distant islannd of puchalugawonchy. they are fed a diet of pinapple and butter for a warm, sweet tone.

the wax is 8750.99$ per ounce.
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#16
eric johnson facts = new chuck norris facts

oh and i heard somewhere that eric johnson's guitar picks are made from the whittled down femurs of cheetahs to help him play faster.
#17
Eric Johnsons tone is so mighty, even Chuck Norris bowed down in defeat
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#18
It is said that Eric Johnson's frets are made from the bones of cremated youths.
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#19
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eric johnson facts = new chuck norris facts


Not really. Chuck Norris facts were more popular. These facts are more like jokes between guitarists.
#20
EJ loves his guitar tone so much that he doesn't use porn... no, no, no, he beats it to the tone of an F# with the settings of treb-6 bass-5 mid-5 and reverb-1
#21
I heard that his signature Strat's fretboard is made from 2000 year-old chinese trees and it is covered in the ear vax mentioned above.
#22
Eric Johnson has a killswitch on his guitar that will instantly kill many people. Oh wait...that's Petrucci...

Oh, EJ can control how hot the sun is using his rack....no, that's Petrucci too...

Ah, EJ has to have sex exactly three hours and 14 minutes before he plays the first note. He argues that sex lowers your center of gravity and slightly changes tone.
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