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#1
You people first cause i need to here some REALLY embarrassing stories before i post mine cause mine is the KING OF ALL EMBARRASSING stories

Lets here it people
#2
I'm guessing the king of yours was probably when I didn't use the search bar.
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#3
Just post yours

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#5
I opened this thread.

The shame
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#6
Misspelling a thread title... damn that's embarassing
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I'm guessing the king of yours was probably when I didn't use the search bar.


WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEN?

maybe i was unclear in what i said lol
#8
you do know this will start a huge embarrasing story strike all over ug until you tell us


this will directly affect the amount of chimpanzees living in london zoo
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You people first cause i need to here some REALLY embarrassing stories before i post mine cause mine is the KING OF ALL EMBARRASSING stories

Lets here it people

I got really embarrased when I read your username.
#10
ok I'll tell part of mine but until i see some more posts not the whole thing

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and.....

thats the first part of mine I'll continue it whe i see some stoiries
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#15
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this will directly affect the amount of chimpanzees living in london zoo

and how the **** is it going to do that
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and how the **** is it going to do that


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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEN? (MEAN)

maybe i was unclear in what i said lol


It means use the search bar before you make threads of this nature.
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ok I'll tell part of mine but until i see some more posts not the whole thing

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and.....

thats the first part of mine I'll continue it whe i see some stoiries


and your skirt flew up?.... seems a likely end to this wouldnt you say?
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#21
Now you have to tell your story so that it's not spam
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#24
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and your skirt flew up?.... seems a likely end to this wouldnt you say?

actualy no not quite
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i tried making a hottest chick on UG thread that got closed in like ten minutes and i got insulted the whole ten...

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actualy no not quite

well lets hear it
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#27
might as well tell the whole thing this isnt going to be fun for me

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and one my papers blew away from the porch so i had to go get it obviously
this wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt packed all my boxers (i was wearing breifs) and my belt the day before because i was leveing for a vaction for the next week now i dont ussaly were breifs so the only pair i had was a little small no they didnt rip but small breifs dont stay up very well so when i bent down to grab the paper and happend to be wereing pants that were a little big for me they fell down a little not all the way but enough to see most of my ass when i turned around to face the class I noticed firstly that a girl i had a huge crush on and knows that i like her was looking then i noticed everyone else was looking including the teacher I had no idea why at the time but even the guys were looking one of them had a big smile on his face not like a haha thats funny smile but like pervy creepy smile later on (it was a windy day) i noticed the cool breeze on my crack oh so thats what evryone was looking at so yea thats the story i did some other stupid stuff that year to oh look its almost time for school to star again *loads shotgun*
anyways your turn now people
#28
I've posted this before.
I was in the bathroom once at school.
And these two guys come in. One goes "Ey yo, someones taking a sh*t!"
I was taking the sh*t and then I fart.
One guy says "That's a mean sh*t he's taking!"
Again, farted.
"DAAAMN that sh*t is MEAN!"
#29
Quote by metaldud536
I've posted this before.
I was in the bathroom once at school.
And these two guys come in. One goes "Ey yo, someones taking a sh*t!"
I was taking the sh*t and then I fart.
One guy says "That's a mean sh*t he's taking!"
Again, farted.
"DAAAMN that sh*t is MEAN!"


Jesus christ I remember that post.
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Quote by Ponyexpress
might as well tell the whole thing this isnt going to be fun for me

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and one my papers blew away from the porch so i had to go get it obviously
this wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt packed all my boxers (i was wearing breifs) and my belt the day before because i was leveing for a vaction for the next week now i dont ussaly were breifs so the only pair i had was a little small no they didnt rip but small breifs dont stay up very well so when i bent down to grab the paper and happend to be wereing pants that were a little big for me they fell down a little not all the way but enough to see most of my ass when i turned around to face the class I noticed firstly that a girl i had a huge crush on and knows that i like her was looking then i noticed everyone else was looking including the teacher I had no idea why at the time but even the guys were looking one of them had a big smile on his face not like a haha thats funny smile but like pervy creepy smile later on (it was a windy day) i noticed the cool breeze on my crack oh so thats what evryone was looking at so yea thats the story i did some other stupid stuff that year to oh look its almost time for school to star again *loads shotgun*
anyways your turn now people

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Quote by metaldud536
I've posted this before.
I was in the bathroom once at school.
And these two guys come in. One goes "Ey yo, someones taking a sh*t!"
I was taking the sh*t and then I fart.
One guy says "That's a mean sh*t he's taking!"
Again, farted.
"DAAAMN that sh*t is MEAN!"



thats only happend to me like twice
#32
Quote by Ponyexpress
might as well tell the whole thing this isnt going to be fun for me

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and one my papers blew away from the porch so i had to go get it obviously
this wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt packed all my boxers (i was wearing breifs) and my belt the day before because i was leveing for a vaction for the next week now i dont ussaly were breifs so the only pair i had was a little small no they didnt rip but small breifs dont stay up very well so when i bent down to grab the paper and happend to be wereing pants that were a little big for me they fell down a little not all the way but enough to see most of my ass when i turned around to face the class I noticed firstly that a girl i had a huge crush on and knows that i like her was looking then i noticed everyone else was looking including the teacher I had no idea why at the time but even the guys were looking one of them had a big smile on his face not like a haha thats funny smile but like pervy creepy smile later on (it was a windy day) i noticed the cool breeze on my crack oh so thats what evryone was looking at so yea thats the story i did some other stupid stuff that year to oh look its almost time for school to star again *loads shotgun*
anyways your turn now people



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#33
Quote by metaldud536
I've posted this before.
I was in the bathroom once at school.
And these two guys come in. One goes "Ey yo, someones taking a sh*t!"
I was taking the sh*t and then I fart.
One guy says "That's a mean sh*t he's taking!"
Again, farted.
"DAAAMN that sh*t is MEAN!"


brilliant!
#34
Quote by Ponyexpress
might as well tell the whole thing this isnt going to be fun for me

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and one my papers blew away from the porch so i had to go get it obviously
this wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt packed all my boxers (i was wearing breifs) and my belt the day before because i was leveing for a vaction for the next week now i dont ussaly were breifs so the only pair i had was a little small no they didnt rip but small breifs dont stay up very well so when i bent down to grab the paper and happend to be wereing pants that were a little big for me they fell down a little not all the way but enough to see most of my ass when i turned around to face the class I noticed firstly that a girl i had a huge crush on and knows that i like her was looking then i noticed everyone else was looking including the teacher I had no idea why at the time but even the guys were looking one of them had a big smile on his face not like a haha thats funny smile but like pervy creepy smile later on (it was a windy day) i noticed the cool breeze on my crack oh so thats what evryone was looking at so yea thats the story i did some other stupid stuff that year to oh look its almost time for school to star again *loads shotgun*
anyways your turn now people


by the time you make it out of elementary school none of them will even remember it anyway


Quote by metaldud536
I've posted this before.
I was in the bathroom once at school.
And these two guys come in. One goes "Ey yo, someones taking a sh*t!"
I was taking the sh*t and then I fart.
One guy says "That's a mean sh*t he's taking!"
Again, farted.
"DAAAMN that sh*t is MEAN!"


Lol thats happened to me too
i had the shits before a concert and one of the singers was actually in the bathroom commenting on it
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#35
I forgot how to spell embarrassing.

Oh wait, that was the TS.
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#36
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thats only happend to me like twice

It's a true story. Find the thread about embarrassing bathroom stories.
Of course it's funnier when the people are ghetto who walk in.
#37
Quote by Ponyexpress
might as well tell the whole thing this isnt going to be fun for me

ok so i went to school and the teacher decied to have class outside so it was a kind of windy day and one my papers blew away from the porch so i had to go get it obviously
this wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt packed all my boxers (i was wearing breifs) and my belt the day before because i was leveing for a vaction for the next week now i dont ussaly were breifs so the only pair i had was a little small no they didnt rip but small breifs dont stay up very well so when i bent down to grab the paper and happend to be wereing pants that were a little big for me they fell down a little not all the way but enough to see most of my ass when i turned around to face the class I noticed firstly that a girl i had a huge crush on and knows that i like her was looking then i noticed everyone else was looking including the teacher I had no idea why at the time but even the guys were looking one of them had a big smile on his face not like a haha thats funny smile but like pervy creepy smile later on (it was a windy day) i noticed the cool breeze on my crack oh so thats what evryone was looking at so yea thats the story i did some other stupid stuff that year to oh look its almost time for school to star again *loads shotgun*
anyways your turn now people


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#38
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by the time you make it out of elementary school none of them will even remember it anyway




no theyl remember because of all the other stuff i did this actualy might not be the MOST embaressing probobly just least painfull to talk about
#39
Quote by metaldud536
It's a true story. Find the thread about embarrassing bathroom stories.
Of course it's funnier when the people are ghetto who walk in.

noseriously that has hapend to me twice


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Quote by Ponyexpress
Might as well tell the whole thing. This isn't going to be fun for me.

Okay, so I went to school, and the teacher decied to have class outside. It was a kind of windy day, and one my papers blew away from the porch; I had to go get it, obviously.
This wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't packed all my boxers (I was wearing briefs) and my belt the day before because I was leaving for a vaction for the next week. Now, I don't usually wear briefs, so the only pair I had were a little small. No, they didn't rip, but small briefs don't stay up very well. So when I bent down to grab the paper, I happened to be wearing pants that were a little big for me. They fell down a little, not all the way, but enough to see most of my ass. When I turned around to face the class the first thing that I noticed was that a girl I had a huge crush on was looking. Then I noticed everyone else was looking, including the teacher. I had no idea why at the time, but even the guys were looking. One of them had a big smile on his face. Not like a "Haha, that's funny" smile, but rather a pervy, creepy smile Later on, I noticed the cool breeze on my crack. Oh! So that's what evryone was looking at. So, yeah. That's the story. I did some other stupid stuff that year, too. Oh look, it's almost time for school to start again. *loads shotgun*
Anyway, your turn now, people.

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