#1
Well! Heres an interesting experience

A few days ago, I was walking down the street. I noticed that there was an old lady staring at me...
...
...So...
I pulled out my penis
and started waving it around
she continued to stare for a couple seconds
then runs away screaming

Does this make me a devils child?
#4
No it doesn't. It makes you stupid for not taking the opportunity to do the most common suggestion ever given on the pit.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#5
Maybe she never saw one so small
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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#7
reported

stupid newbie
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#11
Devil enough to be permabanned.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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