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i wrote this for anyone who's a diabetic or sugar addict
no real people inspired this sing
just me being stupid


So this guy i know went to a party
'cause it was close to Halloween
We'll always remember good ole Marty
Died from the sugar in the candy bowl

Soon Diabetic shock set in and he fell flat
Oh that's gotta hurt wow he hit his back
on the tile floor at our friend Jenny's house
her mother went and got the broom to clean him in full

chorus
Don't eat the candy or you'll die a horrible death
we can smell the fruitiness on his breath
he felll prostrate down and hit his head
that's when everyone got up and fled

At the funeral everyone wore white
we're not from Japan and you should've seen the sight
Marty woke up from the dead with all of his might
and we had him over for dinner that night

chorus
Don't eat the candy or you'll die a horrible death
Then how will your family react to what the witnesses said
'He died like a hero and by God it was swell'
A sugary suicide sent him down to hell
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