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#4
You Laugh You Lose V4
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#5
I always had my suspicions.
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#7
Wait, who is Ralph Fiennes then?
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#8
I noticed this when that issue of GW came out with Satch and Vai on the cover.
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#12
Never noticed that.
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#14
So old..
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#15
Quote by COBHC728
I noticed this when that issue of GW came out with Satch and Vai on the cover.

^ Me Too!

Someone please photoshop satchs nose off.
#16
wow to stc's picture. The 2 look so similar lol.
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#18
so that's how he does it!!
he can't actually play guitar, he's magic.
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#19
Old, there was some thing about a guy who met him, and it went something like this
"dude, i met Satriani"
"dude, you met Voldemort"
"dude, you met yourself?"

I remember because i laughed for like 2 hours
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#20
Harry Potter looks just like that Radcliffe kid, so no big deal really.
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#21
i yelled in the theaters while watching the movies "ITS JOE SATRIANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!" almost everyone got pissed but they masturbated and got over it.
#22
Quote by andrewpledger
^ Me Too!

Someone please photoshop satchs nose off.

I'M ON IT!!
*opens up photoshop*
#23
In the last Harry Potter book, it's revealed that Voldemort was once Satriani. In his journeys to the Far East, he encountered a genie and made a deal with it. The Genie said, "I will grant you great magical powers but in exchange I will take your mad guitar skills and... your nose!" Satch said, "sure thing, teammate" and the deal was made. Soon after, Satriani realized that he was no longer his old self and became Voldemort, scourge of the magical realm!


Oops, should have put that in a spoiler tag...
#25
Guitar battle between Harry Potter and Voldemort...
Kinda like in the movie Crossroads, when Steve Vai and the Karate Kid battle it out.
#27
Quote by tona_107
is someone going to photoshop satch or what ahah.

Yeah, i did. i'll put it up in a minute
#31
My only request is that if Joe Satriani=Voldemort, then Trent Reznor=Snape.

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#35
I hear Joe has a phoenix feather in the neck of his guitar.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#36
Quote by ConeShred
My only request is that if Joe Satriani=Voldemort, then Trent Reznor=Snape.





and,

to the photoshop pic

you sir win!
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you build guitars worthy of sexual favors

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#37
Quote by metalwarrior40


and,

to the photoshop pic

you sir win!


That was my exact expression when I saw it. Maybe it went like this.

O_O

^_^

^_~

~_^

~_~
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#38
Quote by ConeShred
My only request is that if Joe Satriani=Voldemort, then Trent Reznor=Snape.


xD
soon there is enough ppl to start a harry potter lookylike band:P
#40
Quote by metalwarrior40


and,

to the photoshop pic

you sir win!

I'm gonna try and photoshop this too.
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