#2
convert Iraq TO Christianity.
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#5
Idiotic governments run by idiotic people with idiotic religions, spilling blood in the name of invisible entities in the sky.
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#6
Wow, I've heard of converting people to a religion, but I gotta hand it to you, I've never heard of converting an entire country INTO a religion. Incredible.
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#7
Okaaaaaayyyyyy.


Says the person who's never met an american soldier or been to america.
And a reporter about as biased as a presenter for a political party.
#8
how do you make a nation a religion?
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#12
this is probably the threadstarters way of making fun of America and religion at the same time.... after all he is from Finland
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#14
Okay, so there are missionaries in Iraq. I wasn't aware that was sinister in any way. It's not like they're government sponsored, or forcing people to accept christianity. Jesus, you make it sound like converting someone is some kind of evil goal.
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#15
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Idiotic governments run by idiotic people with idiotic religions, spilling blood in the name of invisible entities in the sky.


Sigged. My opinion exactly.

#16
So you're saying The United States of America is going to turn Iraq INTO Christianity? Well that's ****ed.
#17
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#19
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So you're saying The United States of America is going to turn Iraq INTO Christianity? Well that's ****ed.


True.
We're seriously in the Crusade period [1300 A.D] now.
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#20
lol, the video takes 9 minutes, you guys could at least watch it before you call Shennanigans and whatnot..
#21
whatever, china will whipe the floor wiht us if we try that ****
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#22
thats bull**** bush isnt stupid enough to do that dont get me wrong i am a Christian but i think this is taking things out of propotion
#23
why not try and make the earth spin the other way, proberbly easier than making someone change religion...
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#25
Yes, America plans to convert Iraq to Christianity. Also, the radical Christians elected George Bush by themselves. The radical Christians are being completely backed up by the government and the military. And to top it off, we then plan on converting the whole world to Christianity. Not to forget we have General William Boyken, who spends all his free time at Baptist meetings and hunting Islamists, is in charge of finding Osama Bin Laden so we can convert him. Shit, all of our well kept secrets are being exposed.

I gotta admit my favorite part was when they said "Tom White has dyed his hair".

Edit: The only bad thing I saw was when Boyken said their God was just an idol. Allah = God. So....yeah.
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#26
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If this were true, that would make our soldiers overseas seem like they're not fighting a meaningless war....but a WRONG one.


the meaningless war they already fight is wrong, all wars are wrong...
#27
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Wow, I've heard of converting people to a religion, but I gotta hand it to you, I've never heard of converting an entire country INTO a religion. Incredible.


Constantine converted half of Europe to Christianity. Rich cultural legacies and diverse beliefs from Zoroastrianism to Druidism were near wiped out. The discussion of morality and ethics ended as rational debate and philosophy died in the face rigid scripture and dogma. Before christianity and global monotheism there were few holy wars. In the two thousand years since there have been too many to count.

And people call him a saint.
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#28
didn't even watch it, don't believe it. our government is anti-christianity.

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#29
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Idiotic governments run by idiotic people with idiotic religions, spilling blood in the name of invisible entities in the sky.


When was the last time Christians started a holy war?
#30
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Constantine converted half of Europe to Christianity. Rich cultural legacies and diverse beliefs from Zoroastrianism to Druidism were near wiped out. The discussion of morality and ethics ended as rational debate and philosophy died in the face rigid scripture and dogma. Before christianity and global monotheism there were few holy wars. In the two thousand years since there have been too many to count.

And people call him a saint.


there never were any holy wars
all of them boiled down to "give me your stuff"

before just people didn't have enough stuff to warrant taking