Poll: Is it possible to stop jerking off?
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View poll results: Is it possible to stop jerking off?
Yes.
30 42%
No.
41 58%
Voters: 71.
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#2
No.
To me:
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#4
yes if u cut his pen0r off
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#5
if he cut off his penis, yes


edit: bah, beaten

no pun intended


he could also cut off his hands
#6
Yes. But it requires two rusty spoons, one hour of your time, and three drunken midgets.
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#10
Yes, it is possible, although it would be hard and one would wonder why the **** someone would try and do that.

Jesus doesn't care if you jerk off.
#13
Yes. Masturbation is not vital.
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#14
Yes, if he decides to become abstinent, or gets a fine woman. I am abstinent, and will be for the rest of my life probably. There is more fun to be had elsewhere, I subscribe to my own brand of tantric sexx.
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#19
No.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

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#22
Quote by bob farrell
Yes, if he decides to become abstinent, or gets a fine woman. I am abstinent, and will be for the rest of my life probably. There is more fun to be had elsewhere, I subscribe to my own brand of tantric sexx.


Fail.
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#23
Yep, he just has to be 10 seconds away from his death.
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#25
Quote by ortrigger
get a girlfriend who's a kleptomaniac maybe.


So she can compulsively steal your pen0r?

Or perhaps your virginity?
#26
Depends how long he lives.
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#27
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Only if he's going to die tomorrow.

Good answer
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#28
It's unhealthy, and not fun, and it would suck. So no, not unless it's the last day of your life.
#30
Quote by ortrigger
get a girlfriend who's a kleptomaniac maybe.


Why would thievery help him?
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#32
Lol not masturbating is bad. It is healthy for your prostate and releases hormones that help muscles grow and recover faster (if you are a teen, it declines as you get older). Still though masturbation rules.
#36
Quote by af_the_fragile
It'll drop off if you masturbate too much.


This.

If you don't use it, you lose it.
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#37
You can stop, but you'll need a woman.......
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#38
Quote by ortrigger
get a girlfriend who's a kleptomaniac maybe.


Why would a girlfriend who compulsively steals help with masturbation?
#39
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Quote by af_the_fragile
It'll drop off if you masturbate too much.
This.

If you don't use it, you lose it.


Contradictions
....I love em.....
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#40
Quote by El Tostito
Jesus doesn't care if you jerk off.


erm...Actually, he does...
Well, that's what he told me about two weeks ago when I met him at the McDonald's...
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