#1
#2
it used to be funny.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#3
i love salad fingers. so odd.
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#9
jesus i still have nightmares from salad fingers
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#11
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oh god, that ruined my childhood


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#12
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I liked that in 6th grade.


Just this year before summer?

Yea Salad Fingers is cool.
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#13
Your legs are made of cotton, and they're far too long!
I r Pirate!
#14
i want to marry all the taps in the world!
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#15
I've never heard of this... Pretty weird.
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#16
Quote by JamesForks
Just this year before summer?

Yea Salad Fingers is cool.


No...5 years ago, bud. And I'm not even sure if Salad Fingers was out then, but that's how cool I was in middle school.
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#18
It's at least 3 years old because I remember talking about the Fingers for about two hours at Reading '05. I have a friend who claims to have met David Firth.
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#19
Didn't watch them all, but they are both terrifying and funny at the same time. Never sure whether I should be quivering with terror in a corner of pirate-style slapping my thigh laughing.
#26
David firth has other stuff too, but I like Salad Fingers the most.
Check out the rest.