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The other day, I wandered away from town and was walking in the grassy area when a pokemon jumped out of nowhere and challenged me to a battle! It was a Pidgey! I quickly told my Weedle to Poison Sting him, and they took very careful turns hurting each other while the other waiting patiently. Then, as the enemy pokemon's health worsened, I took out my Pokeball and threw it at the Pidgey. It rolled once. Twice. Then, on the third roll, it got out! How did that happen?

So then, after the Pidgey took another careful, organized Tackle at my Weedle, I took out my Great Ball and threw it at the Pidgey. Even though the Great Ball looks and acts exactly like the Pokeball, for some reason, it's slightly superior.

So now, I'm heading back to town with my pokemon in these little balls that fit around my waist. I don't really understand how they get in there, either. And don't you think they'd be kind of heavy? They seem rather light for holding large animals. But anyway, the real question is:

What do you think Pokemon do in their Pokeballs?
#5
They normally come out sleeping, don't they?

I remember seeing a comic where Charizard came out of his ball and the guy was like " WAKE THE F**K UP CHARIZARD!!!" or something


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Reported.

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Such a rookie. Flying Pokemon have an advantage over Bug Pokemon.
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#16
They write their wills in case their next Pokemon battles become deadly.


But they leave the trainer out of the will.

^THAT^

or they play Pokemon Pearl/Diamond.
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#17
do pokemon stuff.
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well the answer is in the question why does it shake when you catch it??

Its trying to not get caught by the trainer.


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#21
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well the answer is in the question why does it shake when you catch it??

ya know, i never thought about that, they'd have to be like..not tightly-packed in there to make the pokeball move around at all.
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If they slept, then wouldn't they heal themselves? If you use rest, it heals the pokémon back to full health, along with when you meet some people and they let you rest, it heals your pokémon straight up!
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#25
inside is a sweatshop for them to make pokemon merchandise=)
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#27
I imagine its a little mini condo in there pokeballs, i mean it is there home after they are caught
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#28
pfft... clearly they train their moves!!! i mean you can't just get a new move by getting a level up,you have to train for it, and when you get the level up it's when you know that you have the experience to do it! like that one episode where pikachu is against a raichu and he doesn't want to evolve because you can't force moves on pokemon, and then he does a move that's way out of his level range! he was practicing in the pokeball.

ps whoever reported this is a douch/ebag, because pokemon are allowed in the pit. TS should show him his pokemans, especially the weedle, it sounds like a tank.
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If they slept, then wouldn't they heal themselves? If you use rest, it heals the pokémon back to full health, along with when you meet some people and they let you rest, it heals your pokémon straight up!

Nah just a quick rest. Not the actual move 'rest' though. Just chillin'
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Pokeballs have a YMCA.
Great Balls have a golf club.
Ultra Balls have day spa.
Master Balls have a private, five star, tropical resort.
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Actually, I believe that Pokemon suffer from terrible claustrophobia in the little blue balls (we are talking Great Balls, right? ) and then release all their anxiety and fear in the form of fighting with the other pokemanz.
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TS should show him his pokemans, especially the weedle, it sounds like a tank.

Massive Strike, I challenge you to a pokeduel!!

I call out... Weedle!! Poison Sting!!
#37
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Reported.

If you want to look important for the mods do something other than report every single thread that comes to your face in an attemp to kiss their butt. I know threads that are inappropiate should be reported and I appreciate the mods' work but guys like these make me sick. Anyways... sorry for the rant. Pokemon fap in their pokeballs. That's what I do in mine.
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Nah just a quick rest. Not the actual move 'rest' though. Just chillin'


Then why isn't there a move called "Just chillin?" It doesn't help the pokémon in anyway, but seriously, who wouldn't want that move? Probably his wussy Weedle.

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Great Balls have a golf club.
Ultra Balls have day spa.
Master Balls have a private, five star, tropical resort.


My mom works at a YMCA. Are you saying that my family is lower class pokeball?
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Moar like Daily Fail, m i rite?


Just kidding, we love you Daily Mail! (Not really. Terrible magazine when judged by the standards of actual journalistic composition.)


Actually, I believe that Pokemon suffer from terrible claustrophobia in the little blue balls (we are talking Great Balls, right? ) and then release all their anxiety and fear in the form of fighting with the other pokemanz.

I'm not even British.
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My mom works at a YMCA. Are you saying that my family is lower class pokeball?

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#40
The turn into red energy and are put into a state of basically suspended animation where they wait until they are unleashed.

PETA would have a fit.
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