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#1
Search bar comes up with nothing so...

K well I've been noticing a lot of /b/ related jokes on the pit.
And though i do not go on 4chan, 'sfar as i know, the pit and /b/ are quite similar.
Like I'll make a reference that I would say in the pit to my friend
and they'll say "STOP GOING ON 4CHAN" and I'll let them know that i'm only on the pit.

....Opinions?

Yes i know the pit is better than 4chan but i still think there are many similarities.

So Pit, please do prove me wrong.


EDIT: Yes i know i broke rules 1 and 2.
#5
Be Advised
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#6
We're cool. /b/ is just a bunch of porn and meme spams.
The Pit has some memes... but memes are for fags. At least we don't steal ALL of them from 4chan (ie. I Cum Blood)
#7
lol i dont even know what all this is
it sounds pretty gay though
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#8
Rule 2
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#10
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Never talk about fight club?

Rule 2:Never talk about fight club!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#11
/b/ is dead anywayus
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#14
A lot of people here think the Pit is /b's cousin but they don't realize they're nothing alike.
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#15
Quote by RU Experienced?
Never talk about fight club?

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

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6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
#17
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The Pit steals everything from /b/


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#21
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4chan is going down the ****ter thanks to people handing it out like free candy.

Are you implying that there was a time when 4chan hasn't been in the ****ter?
#22
Quote by 18zzz18
no... rules 1 and 2 are

1: Never talk about 4chan.
2: Never talk about 4chan.

Only for raids, newfag.
And I think there might be a rule against any /b/ related threads...
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#23
well... we dont' make up the memes, we just kill them. which is kinda a good thing because no one likes memes. as far as i know, the only one we've ever made is I cum blood, and, with some exceptions, that one's usually fair game without any flaming afterwards. pretty much, we're /b/ but for mature individuals.
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#24
Quote by wtf290
Only for raids, newfag.
And I think there might be a rule against any /b/ related threads...



no there's no rule against it
and i'm not new to UG
nor am i a fag.
thanks so much.
#25
Caps Lock Is Cruise Control For Cool!

EDIT: caps lock doesnt work?? my life = over.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
#27
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4chan is the Pit's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mates retarded sons inbread offspring!

There you go! I finished it for you!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#28
Beleive it or not, there have been hundreds of threads like this, and they all get closed, like this one will be.


*reported*
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AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



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#29
/b/ Sucks.
The Pit is fun.

^ This

Also, in the Pit you will never be assaulted by a pic of a man's stretched anus or a fat chick naked eating poop.

Such is the glory of rules.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#30
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well... we dont' make up the memes, we just kill them. which is kinda a good thing because no one likes memes. as far as i know, the only one we've ever made is I cum blood, and, with some exceptions, that one's usually fair game without any flaming afterwards. pretty much, we're /b/ but for mature individuals.

Mature individuals? I understand some here are educated, but...
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#31
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Beleive it or not, there have been hundreds of threads like this, and they all get closed, like this one will be.


*reported*



sorry didnt know, didnt see any.
#33
Quote by 18zzz18
no... rules 1 and 2 are

1: Do not talk about /b/.
2: Do NOT talk about /b/.


Fixed.
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#34


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#35
lulzz sauce plz...

seriously though if the pit was related to 4chan....
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#36
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We are the orange cat, they are the gray cat. Same breed, yet completely different.

Yay cats rawk!!!!!!!
#37
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#38
The only relation we have to ultimate-guitar is you steal things yet we are still bigger and better than you guys. BTW for the record I will gratiously give you the rules to the internet.

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. **** goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more ****ed up **** than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are ****ing fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skull****ed your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. **** sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to ****, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE
#39
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
rule 34 on this thread please

do you even know what that is even? doesn't make any sense
and yes cause Ive seen i cum blood on 4chan and since someone just said we made that up....... >.>

but yeah i go on 4chan as the insensitive asshole then come on here and have to tend to your "needs"....... jeeze im ranting LOL but yeah i would say so but not to the point where every second thread is a troll or fake or something gay and glamorized.
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