#1
How many beers can you drink before you are drunk? You are a __ beer queer (fill it in). Also list how fast you drink. Maybe we will teach some kids how to drink right?

I drink like a six pack in maybe two hours and im buzzed enough. But to get drunk i need ten or more in any amount of time.

Sorry if its been done before, i used the search bar and my drunk ass didn't see ****.
#3
I can get pretty smashed if I chug two bears really fast. I know...I'm a lightweight.
#4
i usually drink 5-6 to feel good. thats not really drunk though. im still mostly coherent and i can function fairly normally. i wouldnt want to have to drive though.

maybe 10 to be averagely drunk. i dont really go past that point, because i dont want to. i dont see any reason to drink until i get sick and cant remember anything the next day.
#5
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#6
6 to get buzzed, 10 to get trashed, over the course of 2 hours or so
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#8
Quote by hawk5211
honestly, **** beer. Whisky or scotch or brandy FTW.

Or even better just skip booze altogether and smoke some pot.
#9
i'm not a beer person, i drink, but never drunk enough to get changed


now if u wanna talk about vodka...


i never got drunk in my life
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#10
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Or even better just skip booze altogether and smoke some pot.


+1 for this
who the fuck wants to drink for 2 hours to get drunk when you can get high in 2 minutes?
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Or even better just skip booze altogether and smoke some pot.


This.
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#12
Meh, don't drink, but when I was a bad boy, I'd just smoke a lot of pot, cheaper and better.
#13
The stoners have spoken!

Although I don't mind getting drunk every now and then, but it's not a competition who can drink the most, fastest.
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#15
I need a hundred beers, a hundred beers, exactly a hundred.

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#18
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honestly, **** beer. Whisky or scotch or brandy FTW.


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#19
Originally Posted by hawk5211
honestly, **** beer. Whisky or scotch or brandy FTW.



Hawk knows where its at, and he's a fellow Canadian, I drink beer, but I love whiskey
#20
bout 11 in an hour and im pretty drunk well enuff to think peeing out my window was a good idea well 2 were chugged one after the other with a vent in between

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#23
Fuc.k alcohol,just smoke a blunt!IMO high feels better than drunk anyways
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#24
In response: All alcohol is good to drink. Drink until you feel a good buzz, then smoke some a joint. Perfection in all its beauty.
#25
I prefer hard liquor over beer if I want to get drunk.

But a six pack in an hour would probably get me decently drunk.