#1
and real hot, has like a fan page... saw it in pics of hot chicks or something a while back... thankss
#5
Wwwwwow.

Asking for the identity of a girl who might be in high school.

Wow.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#6
I can't believe something so vague got a real answer....
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#7
So, how's the weather over there?
Weathery?
But am I here? I find it hard to tell
I do a good impression of myself
But what's normal now, anyhow

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#8
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I can't believe something so vague got a real answer....

Well, I did post the picture in the hot chicks thread...
#9
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Allison Stokke does Pole Vault. Get your facts straight.


still part of track there young buck... thanks tho
#10
I don't think she's in HS anymore.
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#11
Quote by sneyob
Wwwwwow.

Asking for the identity of a girl who might be in high school.

Wow.


wow, im in highschool. wow so werid
#12
shes 19... LEGAL!!!! damn.
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#13
Quote by reformmusic
still part of track there young buck... thanks tho

Actually, it's part of field.

Thank you, have a nice day.
#14
Quote by reformmusic
wow, im in highschool. wow so werid


I am too.

Sorry.

It's the internet.

As far as I can tell, you may be a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in his basement eating hotpockets.

My bad.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#15
Quote by me_llamo_juan
Actually, it's part of field.

Thank you, have a nice day.


i intend to, thanks
#16
Quote by sneyob
I am too.

Sorry.

It's the internet.

As far as I can tell, you may be a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in his basement eating hotpockets.

My bad.


lol yeah.. its cool
#17
Quote by sneyob
I am too.

Sorry.

It's the internet.

As far as I can tell, you may be a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in his basement eating hotpockets.

My bad.



What if I was a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in my basement eating hotpockets....I am not, but hey it's The Pit, I wouldnt be surprised AT ALL to find out if someone was lol

For the record; I am a muscular 15 year old sitting at the computer drinking a water bottle;wearing clothing
#18
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
What if I was a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in my basement eating hotpockets....I am not, but hey it's The Pit, I wouldnt be surprised AT ALL to find out if someone was lol

For the record; I am a muscular 15 year old sitting at the computer drinking a water bottle;wearing clothing


muscular eh? get over yourself
#19
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
What if I was a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in my basement eating hotpockets....I am not, but hey it's The Pit, I wouldnt be surprised AT ALL to find out if someone was lol

For the record; I am a muscular 15 year old sitting at the computer drinking a water bottle;wearing clothing

lol leave it to a 15 year year old to describe himself as 'muscular' egomaniacal...
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#20
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0


For the record; I am a muscular 15 year old sitting at the computer drinking a water bottle;wearing clothing


LOL

That sounds like something a fat 36 year old naked guy etc., hotpockets, etc.,
would say!!!

Point:
No one on the internet is who they say they are.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#21
Quote by sneyob

As far as I can tell, you may be a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in his basement eating hotpockets.


...

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#22
Quote by sneyob
LOL

That sounds like something a fat 36 year old naked guy etc., hotpockets, etc.,
would say!!!

Point:
No one on the internet is who they say they are.


dont make fun of this guy... hes muscular as ****
#23
Quote by Pete_C_Bass
lol leave it to a 15 year year old to describe himself as 'muscular' egomaniacal...


better than saying he's got a huge wang, lol.
“Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
#24
Quote by Pete_C_Bass
lol leave it to a 15 year year old to describe himself as 'muscular' egomaniacal...

Well I'm 16. I'm wearing a shirt, but it's practically tearing from my incredibly large muscles. I'd drink water, but bringing the water bottle up to my mouth to drink causes me to curl and flex my biceps, and my shirt would tare.
#25
Quote by me_llamo_juan
Well I'm 16. I'm wearing a shirt, but it's practically tearing from my incredibly large muscles. I'd drink water, but bringing the water bottle up to my mouth to drink causes me to curl and flex my biceps, and my shirt would tare.


Tear*

My gym teacher is actually muscular like that. He's the wrestling coach and everyone on the team makes fun of him since he can't wipe the sweat off his face with a towel.
#26
Quote by reformmusic
dont make fun of this guy... hes muscular as ****


Great comeback.
#27
Quote by Thales
Tear*

My gym teacher is actually muscular like that. He's the wrestling coach and everyone on the team makes fun of him since he can't wipe the sweat off his face with a towel.



Now that really sucks.
Luckily, I have tons of hot girls all around me to do it for me, because I am a complete pimp and girls love my huge muscles.
#28
She is super hot. Alicia Sacramone and Nastia Lukian are where it's at also.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#29
ok what are you guys talking about? are they porn stars or something?
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#30
what a vauge post!
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#31
Quote by sneyob
I am too.

Sorry.

It's the internet.

As far as I can tell, you may be a fat 36 year old dude sitting naked at a computer in his basement eating hotpockets.

My bad.



Well, fat 17 year old dude sitting dressed at a computer in his room smoking buds, then eating hotpockets, close enough.
hide your kids, hide your wife.

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#32
Quote by bloodycomfort
Well, fat 17 year old dude sitting dressed at a computer in his room smoking buds, then eating hotpockets, close enough.


Actually,
I DO like hotpockets...

OKAY it's out.

Hate me for it, I don't care.

"Will they burn my mouth?
They will DESTROY your mouth."

^ Props to anyone who gets the reference
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#33
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0

For the record; I am a muscular 15 year old sitting at the computer drinking a water bottle;wearing clothing

pics or it didn't happen!

could someone please upload the picture the TS was asking about?
#34
Quote by sneyob
Actually,
I DO like hotpockets...

OKAY it's out.

Hate me for it, I don't care.

"Will they burn my mouth?
They will DESTROY your mouth."

^ Props to anyone who gets the reference


JIM GAFFIGAN!!!!
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#35
Quote by maniac111
pics or it didn't happen!

could someone please upload the picture the TS was asking about?

#36
Quote by reformmusic
and real hot, has like a fan page... saw it in pics of hot chicks or something a while back... thankss

What the fuck kind of question is that?

Jack my swag
#37
your mom
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