#1
What are some things you shouldn't yell in a crowded area?
Ex: Yelling "BOMB!!!" on a plane

Also, if you have any experiance yelling stuff in crowded areas that didn't bode well with the situation, feel free to share that for the lulz
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Sep 6, 2008,
#2
Yelling 'theatre' in a crowded fire can be bad.


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#3
well, i found out that singing "I wanna fuc'k a dog in the arse" really loud next to a bus filled with kids is not a good idea :|
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Yelling 'theatre' in a crowded fire can be bad.


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i didn't get it
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#5
One of my favorite things to do in middle school was running up and down the halls yelling "LA MIGRA!!!!"

All the hispanic children got mad at me...
or freaked out.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#8
You know that thing where theres loud music and it suddenly stops but you keep on yelling?

Well that happened to a friend and he ended up shouting "TITS" in the middle of a crowd. He was talking about a chick at the party
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#11
one time me and my mom were sitting in newport creamery, and she said, kinda loudy:
"ok im gonna go into the bathroom and plant this bomb."
yeaaah.
and at that same newport creamery my 37 year old uncle wrote "have a nice day =]" on the table in green crayon..
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#12
Also,
See: "WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!"

Works wherever you are
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
****ttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!111111!1!11111
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#16
one time someone was staring at me and i yelled "YOUR MOMS BOOBS" to them.
i dont know why...
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"Wait....it's airborne?"

Do that in an airport with your finger on your ear, then put on a fake gas mask and run. Lulz will follow shortly.
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"Wait....it's airborne?"

is it bad that i kinda wanna do that?

oh, and yelling "HES GOT A BOMB!" is obviously bad.
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#23
"Nobody panic!" or "Everyone remain calm!"
everyone will panic and calm will not remain
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#24
bad thing about airport jokes, there is a sign that says "If you joke about being a terrorist, you are a terrorist" and they will arrest you, but i often yell profainities only to find that the second i yelled it the room went silent
#25
Don't look I'm naked!!!!

everyone always looks.

No matter what.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#26
Screaming "NOW!!!!!~!" and hitting the floor has provided many a lulz at social events.

Also, the next time you're at a Clapton concert, start screaming out songs for him to play like "VOODOO CHILE" and "SPANISH CASTLE MAGIC". People around you will give you dirty looks.
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Yelling 'theatre' in a crowded fire can be bad.


(props to anyone who gets the reference)


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#28
Yelling any sentence ending in fire or hot burning chemical lava

ex. Hey my dick is on FIRE!!!!!

Hey my dick is on HOT BURNING CHEMICAL LAVA!!!!!
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#29
"HIGHER BOB!"

I yelled that in the middle of class once, many wierd looks were recieved.
#31
"Metallica sucks and are completely overrated!"

A friend of a friend of mine did that and got his ass kicked.
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#32
If you have a partner in crime, do the finger to the ear trick I mentioned earlier, and yell "Target spotted! I'm going in!" Subsequently your friend should yell "We've been discovered! I'm blowing it now!" Then you tackle the friend down at remove a dummy cell phone from his pocket and smash it on the ground. Pick him up and flash a plastic police badge from the dollar store and claim to be from the CIA while carrying him away. You're going to jail, but it'd be funny as hell.
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If you have a partner in crime, do the finger to the ear trick I mentioned earlier, and yell "Target spotted! I'm going in!" Subsequently your friend should yell "We've been discovered! I'm blowing it now!" Then you tackle the friend down at remove a dummy cell phone from his pocket and smash it on the ground. Pick him up and flash a plastic police badge from the dollar store and claim to be from the CIA while carrying him away. You're going to jail, but it'd be funny as hell.

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