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#1
I have invented a new genre called Boob metal, it has death metal style riffing 3/4 of the song is guitar solo and all the lyrics are in japanese and about boobs and the singing is death growled. Thoughts?
#7
Quote by RedDeath9
Take it to the metal forum.

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I'm scared of this thread being considered spam but I'm actually serious about this boob metal thing, I wrote down a song in japanese today and i'm recording the riffs and EPIC solo today. I thought it would be spam in the metal thread
#8
take it to boobmetal.com
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#11
Boob Metal?

Intriguing.

Any...uh..concept album covers you'd like to share?
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#13
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I think its already been done.


wtf really if it has I swear nobody told me about it, like do you mean exactly the same with the Japanese death growling and gratuitous soloing
#15
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well, there's a genre of metal called pornogrind.

Which is usually about ****ting on people, though.


Talk about sending mixed messages
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#17
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wtf really if it has I swear nobody told me about it, like do you mean exactly the same with the Japanese death growling and gratuitous soloing


Yeah actually, The Simpsons did it.
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#18
^^ i hope you die faggot ^^

EDIT: to the rick rolled guy
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#19
Well maybe not exactly that. But Japanese metal exists, it is likely that a few touch that subject matter, just maybe not the whole 3/4 of the song solo.
#23
Quote by guitarnoobie
Sounds like it be pointless without the "visual aspect" to go along with it.

1. Live shows
2. Album artwork
3. Music videos
4. ????
5. Profit!
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u got me

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your a sick young lady tbh
#24
what about the MUSIC aspect everybody loves EPIC guitar solos, and the people who say it's about feeling not speed just aren't cool enough for shredding
#27
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I don't mean to be mean, but that is the lamest genre I've ever heard.
:/


Really?!?
Have you heard of this thing called grunge?
#28
Take it to the Fail Thread.
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#29
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Really?!?
Have you heard of this thing called grunge?

Good one. Open your mind you ignorant fool.
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#32
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Good one. Open your mind you ignorant fool.


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#33

Imagine the live concerts
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#35
TO BOOBS!
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#36
Seriously though I'm recording a boob metal song this weekend and I'm gonna start warming my hands up now for some truly 3P1C soloing, any suggestions for guitar moves to go with the boob lyrics and boob imagery
#37
I'd listen to it.
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#38
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
Seriously though I'm recording a boob metal song this weekend and I'm gonna start warming my hands up now for some truly 3P1C soloing, any suggestions for guitar moves to go with the boob lyrics and boob imagery


You should cut everything but the guitar during one of the solos and start playing Underwater Friends by Dethklok
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#40
Quote by andy_thomas
take it to boobmetal.com

You don't know how disappointed I was to discover that site isn't real
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