#1
Alright so every so and so night, we always have so and sos who can't sleep and don't know what to do.

I suggest listening to the following songs

Antoine Dufour - Trilogie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qTnkbcKyFg

John Butler Trio - Ocean.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAkOhXIsI0

Start a new RPG series. Honestly it works.

Final fantasy-
Suikoden-
Tales of Symphonia.
Grandia(1) is classic <3

Take up meditation and philosophy.
Warning risk of nightmare and podering uselessly about life = 99.9%

Nihilism : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
Existentialism : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism

Fap
What do you do trying to sleep.

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#2
Listen to some decent music. Dark Side of the Moon.
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

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#4
Quote by R_H_C_P
Listen to some decent music. Dark Side of the Moon.



hell yeah DSOTM is the best...it gets me calmed and can sleep and stuff


that and Echoes by pink floyd


or fap


or do both at the same time after drinking warm milk or whatever

or play guitar
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#5
I play on the PSP most of the time. Or just get up and get a drink or something.
#10
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Listen to some decent music. Dark Side of the Moon.

+1
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Smoke more weed.

+1

Or work out.
#11
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inb4 fap

You're late.

But yeah, listening to calm acoustic music works for me.

Wish you were here, stairway to heaven etc.
#13
yeah book, music, fap, tv all works
I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#14
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how about reading a book? anyone ever think of that?


HA BOOK LOL ROFL
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#15
masturbate, wank, jack off, jerk off, beat off, whack off, choke the chicken, give yourself a handjob, rub one off, beat the meat, shake hands with George Washington, bash the candle, Bleed the weasel, bleed the weed, buff the banana, bop the baloney, burp the worm, clean your rifle, cork the bat, crank the shank, cuff the carrot, fist your mister, flog your dog, flog the frog, flogg the hog, flogg the log, flute solo, jerk 'the gherkin, loop the mule, manual override, paint the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polish the banister, polish the rocket, pound your flounder, pump the python, rop the pony, spank the monkey, teas the weasel, toss the turkey, walk the dog, whip the willy, wonk your cronker, yank the crank

or you could y'know, make yo self a sammich
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Quote by mr_hacksaw
masturbate, wank, jack off, jerk off, beat off, whack off, choke the chicken, give yourself a handjob, rub one off, beat the meat, shake hands with George Washington, bash the candle, Bleed the weasel, bleed the weed, buff the banana, bop the baloney, burp the worm, clean your rifle, cork the bat, crank the shank, cuff the carrot, fist your mister, flog your dog, flog the frog, flogg the hog, flogg the log, flute solo, jerk 'the gherkin, loop the mule, manual override, paint the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polish the banister, polish the rocket, pound your flounder, pump the python, rop the pony, spank the monkey, teas the weasel, toss the turkey, walk the dog, whip the willy, wonk your cronker, yank the crank

or you could y'know, make yo self a sammich


yer thats almost what i said... just said in a hundred different ways
Makin love, makin love for two, makin love for two minutes... When its with me you only need two minutes... cuz I’m intense

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#18
Quote by mr_hacksaw
masturbate, wank, jack off, jerk off, beat off, whack off, choke the chicken, give yourself a handjob, rub one off, beat the meat, shake hands with George Washington, bash the candle, Bleed the weasel, bleed the weed, buff the banana, bop the baloney, burp the worm, clean your rifle, cork the bat, crank the shank, cuff the carrot, fist your mister, flog your dog, flog the frog, flogg the hog, flogg the log, flute solo, jerk 'the gherkin, loop the mule, manual override, paint the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polish the banister, polish the rocket, pound your flounder, pump the python, rop the pony, spank the monkey, teas the weasel, toss the turkey, walk the dog, whip the willy, wonk your cronker, yank the crank

or you could y'know, make yo self a sammich


Synonyms, slang

* beat off UK
* buffin' the muffin female
* choke the chicken US
* diddle female
* finger oneself female
* hand job
* jack off US
* jerk off US
* play pocket pool UK
* play with oneself
* pleasure oneself
* pocket billards UK
* pull one's pud
* self-abuse
* self stimulation
* service yourself
* skeet Canada
* spank the monkey
* toss primarily British
* toss oneself off UK
* wank primarily British
* wank off Britain
* whack off

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#19
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yer thats almost what i said... just said in a hundred different ways

yeah and its said in the language of awesome
#20
- watch TV
- play a game
- play guitar
- lurk the pit
- go and sleep on another bed or your lounge (swapping sleeping places helps me)
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and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#22
help! I'm stuck awake and i don't know what to do! i've gotta wake up at 7 tomorrow but i'll never make it! It's three AM already!
#23
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
help! I'm stuck awake and i don't know what to do! i've gotta wake up at 7 tomorrow but i'll never make it! It's three AM already!


make your hot sister bake us a cake.

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#26
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
she's like 200 miles away, i moved.


Read your pm's.
You left a hot sister for coldness (canada) I presume?
well I know what I'm going to be dreaming off...

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#27
no, i'm in gig harbor, WA. i KINDA wish i was in canada, but not really. i'm setting my sites on... well, canada i suppose. i was gonna name a state in the US, but i can't actually think of one i wanna go to. any ideas?
#28
Dark side of the moon works... although I fall asleep instantly, wake up to Time, and then fall asleep again...
Signed.
#29
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
how about reading a book? anyone ever think of that?


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A man that falls to his knees is a man of disease.
#30
every time i listen to a long album like that, i end up staying up because i actually end up wanting to listen to it.