#1
I need your help, what would you do if you found your girlfriend masturbating to a picture of your father?
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#3
masturbate to a picture of her father!
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#5
Kill yourself. I'm not advocating suicide in any way, but unless your father looks like Angela Gossow, life is no longer worth living.
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I think that's why he posted it...
#11
You smack the picture out of her hand and say, "Bad dog."
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#13
holy ****, i read this wrong, it thought you were saying "what would you do if your girlfriend walked in and saw you masturbating to a picture of your father"

i was like hhhnnnngggggrrrrwwwhhhaaa?
#14
Unlucky man, remember, s*** happens...


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holy ****, i read this wrong, it thought you were saying "what would you do if your girlfriend walked in and saw you masturbating to a picture of your father"

i was like hhhnnnngggggrrrrwwwhhhaaa?


i dont think thats really plausible ..
but perhaps, if you have dyslexia .. i deadly case of it
#17
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You smack the picture out of her hand and say, "Bad dog."


haha..made me lol xD

Dude...tell your dad and dump her xD
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holy ****, i read this wrong, it thought you were saying "what would you do if your girlfriend walked in and saw you masturbating to a picture of your father"

i was like hhhnnnngggggrrrrwwwhhhaaa?


I'm not sure it's any better read correctly.

From the way the thread starters says this though.....it actually happened to him?
#22
My dads been dead for two years.. We just had the two year aniversary of his death last week....
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#23
^oh i would SO fap to that

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i dont think thats really plausible ..
but perhaps, if you have dyslexia .. i deadly case of it

no its just 3 30 in the morning so why dont you cut me some FRIGGIN SLACK!?
#24
you have to be joking TS...sorry for your loss, but I think this thread is bull
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