#1
Yesterday while on my paper-round I got to this house and when walking through the front garden I saw a white cat, but it had a black and white stripey tail, apart from the tail it was all white, I put the paper in the letter box and started walking back and then the cat looked directly at me and winked! I thought it must have been my imagination but then it did it again!

It was really weird and kinda freaked me out, what do you think?
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#3
they do that. Them cats, always up to something.
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#4
Animals wink, you see, it's like blinking, only with one eye.
Unlike humans, some animals only close one eye if only one eye is needing to blink.

Also, unlike humans, winking has no significant meaning, so no, that cat did not want to have sex with you.
#5
professor Mcgonnigal?? however the hell you spell it?
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#7
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#8
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Animals wink, you see, it's like blinking, only with one eye.
Unlike humans, some animals only close one eye if only one eye is needing to blink.

Also, unlike humans, winking has no significant meaning, so no, that cat did not want to have sex with you.

Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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#10
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they do that. Them cats, always up to something.


+1

You can never trust those lil' cats!

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#12
:O, the person in that house is going to Hogwarts.

Wait... It's Harry Potter
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#13
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:O, the person in that house is going to Hogwarts.

Wait... It's Harry Potter


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#16
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Animals wink, you see, it's like blinking, only with one eye.
Unlike humans, some animals only close one eye if only one eye is needing to blink.

Also, unlike humans, winking has no significant meaning, so no, that cat did not want to have sex with you.



lol
#17
My cat winks me all the time. i used to think it was weird. But apparently it's normal
#21
I like my cat.
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#23
Congratulations

You saw a cat
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Congratulations

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#28
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Yesterday while on my paper-round I got to this house and when walking through the front garden I saw a white cat, but it had a black and white stripey tail, apart from the tail it was all white, I put the paper in the letter box and started walking back and then the cat looked directly at me and winked! I thought it must have been my imagination but then it did it again!

It was really weird and kinda freaked me out, what do you think?


Its normal, my sister's dog does this all the time...
#30
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