#1
Just a place to say what bands you think have awesome names... or hilarious names.... or totally f*cking gross names. Recently I stumbled onto one that was a combination of the three "Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage". It just made me stop, re-read it about seven times and laugh probably harder than I ever have.

*Dont give me any searchbar bullsh*t. There was one that was for metal bands only, that's it.
#5
no one's said Anal Cun/t?
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#6
Dying Fetus always cracked me up, they're alot better than I expected too.
#7
Quote by pwninator123
no one's said Anal Cun/t?

/thread

they sucked in addition to having a sh*tty name.
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Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#8
jesus fetus
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#9
suicidal tendencies?
idk...
i wanna make a band called kitteh and teh lolcats
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#10
morgoth and amon amarth.
any metal bands that use Tolkien references always crack me up.
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Try covering some Neil Young songs, I mean, he's obviously not a girl but he's got more than enough estrogen to sound like one.
#13
The second I get a chance to put it together, I'm starting a metal band called Rainbows With Guns.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#15
Quote by strat0blaster
/thread

they sucked in addition to having a sh*tty name.



i agree on both counts

just surprised no one's said it
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#19
Fall Out Gays
Plain Un-straight T's
Quote by dan ramP
RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
Quote by RSOB Bass
Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

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#21
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
Raped By Satan.



F*cking the Anti-Christ

double
Quote by dan ramP
RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
Quote by RSOB Bass
Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

*[/dead]*
#24
The Test Icicles
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#25
The Butthole Surfers is pretty funny....
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#26
I named my band "Waffles"
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#27
Suicide Ninjitsu Penguin Assassin Squad
Pure Bastard Extract
Sparky the Lizard Hermaphrodite
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

And apparently there's a band called "Our Manager Told Us That Our Band Name Was Too Long and Difficult to Remember and That We Had to Change it So After a Long Brainstorming Session We Came Up With This One Because All the Other Ones Sucked"
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#28
The London Symphony Orchestra

Quote by Shredder XXX
how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
#29
Quote by GmacD
jesus fetus

Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus, Santa dogs a Jesus fetus.


/really obscure refrence
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#30
The greatest band name is the world is...




Alabama Thunderpussy
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#31
my little brothers band name is "The Clap".
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#32
Turbonegro.
Anal Mayonaise.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


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