#1
So this afternoon I didn't feel like going outside, I was having a lazy day. You know, computer, food, Final Fantasy 5 (Galuf FTW!), guitar, the works..

And then I heard a bed shaking noise ( very very thin walls/cheap apartments ) from the neighbours upstairs. Needless to say, I heard it go on for maybe 15 seconds and it was over
I thought it was gonna be good with the moaning and what not, not a thing. I ended up luling the day away

Knowing UG you guys should have some stories. Share!
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#4
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They could have just been jumping on the bed, you know.


No one jumps on the bed that fast.
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#7
My brother was standing around with a lighter and one of those strobe light fireworks and ended up lighting it, he ended up burnind a mark in the floor and his hands
#8
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Mexicans.

VERY TRUE!
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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#9
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Mexicans.


I'm in sweden

WE HAVE MEXICANS!?
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#10
A go the whole day in my house without laughing.

I hate summer.
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#12
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I'm in sweden

WE HAVE MEXICANS!?

Every country has Mexicans apparently
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#14
umm... I was 5 years old and idolized sonic the hedgehog. ((remember, I was 5 at the time, its been 10 years since this incident)) so I pretended to be sonic and rolled down the stairs, a thumbtack went into my foot on the way down and I crashed into the wall. all of those 13 steps down hurt like a mofo...
#15
hah, well my sister was dehydrated and felt like she had to puke, so she started to make her way to the bathroom. then she started running and wasn't able to make it to the bathroom in time, so she ended up puking as she was running, slipped in it, and fell into the wall.
#16
umm... I was 5 years old and idolized sonic the hedgehog. ((remember, I was 5 at the time, its been 10 years since this incident)) so I pretended to be sonic and rolled down the stairs, a thumbtack went into my foot on the way down and I crashed into the wall. all of those 13 steps down hurt like a mofo...





hah, well my sister was dehydrated and felt like she had to puke, so she started to make her way to the bathroom. then she started running and wasn't able to make it to the bathroom in time, so she ended up puking as she was running, slipped in it, and fell into the wall.


haha

Keep these coming fellas
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

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umm... I was 5 years old and idolized sonic the hedgehog. ((remember, I was 5 at the time, its been 10 years since this incident)) so I pretended to be sonic and rolled down the stairs, a thumbtack went into my foot on the way down and I crashed into the wall. all of those 13 steps down hurt like a mofo...


I love how you say 'crashed'
#18
i knocked my closet door off trying to open it...

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hah, well my sister was dehydrated and felt like she had to puke, so she started to make her way to the bathroom. then she started running and wasn't able to make it to the bathroom in time, so she ended up puking as she was running, slipped in it, and fell into the wall.



Haha owned by vomit.
#20
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umm... I was 5 years old and idolized sonic the hedgehog. ((remember, I was 5 at the time, its been 10 years since this incident)) so I pretended to be sonic and rolled down the stairs, a thumbtack went into my foot on the way down and I crashed into the wall. all of those 13 steps down hurt like a mofo...

that reminds me of a time when i was 5 or so... I was in my Grandmas basement playing with my uncle(aka Van Halen Man) and i realized that i had to go to the bathroom. I started running up the stairs rushing to the bathroom but i couldnt make it... i left a big trail all the way up the stairs down the hallway and into the bathroom. i remember my aunt getting really mad cuz it went into her brand new shoes! lol
good times, good times...

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#21
I caught my brother fapping. He turned pale white and tried to play it off by saying he was just "chilling naked and was scratchin himself."

I was playing hide and go seek when I was little and ran into the bathroom when my mom was taking a monstrous ****.

I have 6 cats and they all piss on my dads stuff. Everyday somethign funny involving cat piss happens.
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#22
I was playing hide and go seek when I was little and ran into the bathroom when my mom was taking a monstrous ****.


See that's just not fun
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#23
I rammed full speed into the bathroom door myself, as well..... I'm surprised that I didn't smash thru it!!
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#24
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I caught my brother fapping. He turned pale white and tried to play it off by saying he was just "chilling naked and was scratchin himself."


That reminds me one time when I was in my room watching Mythbusters and my hand was down my pants. My door wasn't closed all the way and my mom comes in. After a split second of awkwardness, "Sorry, I thought you were outside. I guess I should have knocked first..."

It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#25
^hahahaha jerking to mythbusters, its all downhill from there my friend


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#26
I regularly walk into the glass door leading to the conservatory carrying food, drinks, guitars, you name it!

Things get broken...including my face
#27
I dont know why but my parents found porn in my closet and thought it was funny. O..o
#28
I once woke up and it was pitch black and I was sure I was in the middle of my city and was confused and scared but it turned out to be my bed. Don't ask how.