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#1
Today in Dodgball (shocking i know) we were running for the ball, me and this freshman thats about half my size and me run for the same ball. and we hit and i just plowed him and then tripped over him and got out. but i was laughing and the kid sat out for the rest of the game. I guess i hurt him. But i laughed
Am i an Ass or bad person for laughing?


also other hitting collision stories are welcome
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#2
nope, he deserved it. Plus he was a freshman so its all good
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#3
First of all, dumb thread.

And no, I purposely run into really huge people cause I find it hilarious.
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#4
I would've laughed too, but later apoligized.
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#6
i never apologized
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#7
dude you are so cool and metal. you thouroughly pwned him jacob
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#9
Quote by ibanez_2892
Today in Dodgball (shocking i know) we were running for the ball, me and this freshman thats about half my size and me run for the same ball. and we hit and i just plowed him and then tripped over him and got out. but i was laughing and the kid sat out for the rest of the game. I guess i hurt him. But i laughed
Am i an Ass or bad person for laughing?


I hope you bought him a drink first atleast.
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#10
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dude you are so cool and metal. you thouroughly pwned him jacob



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#11
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i never apologized

Wait, are we supposed to be impressed? Go tell of your exploits somewhere else, you immature cocksucker.
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#12
Stupid freshman got in your way. He should have looked to where he was going.
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#13
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ladies and gentalmen your god has arrived

yes
and maybe we can have a collision this weekend

of the sexy kind
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#14
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I hope you bought him a drink first atleast.

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#15
dude i hate to break it to you, but your an asshole. a really big one and you pretty much represent everything i hate in highschool
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#16
at the skatepark there was a kid on a scooter (not allowed) ((but nobody cares if they're good at it)) and i was going down the roll in and then he goes without looking, i thought wait a second shouldn't he have waited?!? i then realize i'm about to get hit in the stomach (or worse) if that son of a bitch didn't look up soon, by the time he looked up neither of us had time to turn so i got a helmet to the shoulder which left a considerable bruise and he cried and left, then my asshole friend laughs at me, but one less kid on a scooter at the skatepark


tl;dr: i pwned a little kid on a scooter at the skatepark, i then apologized
#17
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yes
and maybe we can have a collision this weekend

of the sexy kind



Maybe
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#18
Quote by Fuzzbox91
dude i hate to break it to you, but your an asshole. a really big one and you pretty much represent everything i hate in highschool

^freshman

i hate the damn freshmen,
you shoulve collided with him horizontally for a few hours
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#19
You should have apoligized.
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#20
oops i didnt read the freshman part, i guess if he was an asshole freshman then whatever, but yous till should have apologized, its two ****ing words for gods sake
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4)??????
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#21
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dude i hate to break it to you, but your an asshole. a really big one and you pretty much represent everything i hate in highschool



someone needs a freakin hug
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#22
One time, about seven years ago, I was just flying through the new york sky on an average day and these two buildings jump infront of me, needless to say, with their arrogant swagger I didn't stop.
#23
one time i was sledding down a hill in the snow and this dumbass just walked infront of me, needless to say he did a cartwheel thin slid down the hill behind me.
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#24
people like you are the reason upperclassmen are considered assholes.
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#25
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#26
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One time, about seven years ago, I was just flying through the new york sky on an average day and these two buildings jump infront of me, needless to say, with their arrogant swagger I didn't stop.


wow, your not an ass for that one.... (sarcasm)
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#27
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people like you are the reason upperclassmen are considered assholes.



well it was his fault he should have stopped

i would stop if i was him and someone my size was running at me
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#28
Quote by GU1T4R-H3R0
nope, he deserved it. Plus he was a freshman so its all good


What the hell is wrong with freshmen? I'm a freshman and I can tell you with out a doubt I'm probably a lot more mature and intelligent than 75% of The Pit.
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#29
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I hope you bought him a drink first atleast.

lol i said the same thing you did when i read it.

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#30
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One time, about seven years ago, I was just flying through the new york sky on an average day and these two buildings jump infront of me, needless to say, with their arrogant swagger I didn't stop.


Asshole, that wasn't something to be laughed at.


Just remember, you didn't hit the freshman, the freshman hit you.
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#31
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What the hell is wrong with freshmen? I'm a freshman and I can tell you with out a doubt I'm probably a lot more mature and intelligent than 75% of The Pit.

first of all saying your more mature than the pit monkeys isnt saying much. and also most freshmen have the whole "im mature because im in highschool now" attitude. i know i did and im damn glad no upperclassman beat ma ass for it.
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#32
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What the hell is wrong with freshmen? I'm a freshman and I can tell you with out a doubt I'm probably a lot more mature and intelligent than 75% of The Pit.


thats you problem right there
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#33
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first of all saying your more mature than the pit monkeys isnt saying much. and also most freshmen have the whole "im mature because im in highschool now" attitude. i know i did and im damn glad no upperclassman beat ma ass for it.


Haha yeah I was just gonna edit my post to say that's not saying much. I don't have that type of attitude though. Only idiots believe that being in a place that's required for you to go to by law makes you mature.

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#34
In rugby in PE, we werent even meant to tackle. I dump tackled my mate, I fractured 2 of his ribs and made him hallucinate.

Good thing that he is the most forgiving guy ever towards friends.
#35
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What the hell is wrong with freshmen? I'm a freshman and I can tell you with out a doubt I'm probably a lot more mature and intelligent than 75% of The Pit.

most dogs can say that
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#36
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most dogs can say that


Read my reply. I meant it as in saying all you people on the pit who dislike freshman I'm probably more mature than you.
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#37
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One time, about seven years ago, I was just flying through the new york sky on an average day and these two buildings jump infront of me, needless to say, with their arrogant swagger I didn't stop.


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#38
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In rugby in PE, we werent even meant to tackle. I dump tackled my mate, I fractured 2 of his ribs and made him hallucinate.

Good thing that he is the most forgiving guy ever towards friends.


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#40
Quote by ibanez_2892
someone needs a freakin hug

someone needs a freakin brass knuckle to the kidney
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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