#1
Inspired by the Most Awesome/Funny/Ridiculous Band Names thread (https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=935715)

So yea, post funny song names!

Also, in b4icumblood

Another side note: Yes, I searchbared.
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#2
Erection.
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#4
stop ****ing my mom-mxpx
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2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#5
Die Mother****er Die (technically the song is called Die MF Die, though)
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The Holy Trinity

The Who
Led Zeppelin
The Beatles[
#9
"Grandma, Quit Touching Me There," in Z Minor.
Thank you GWAR
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#10
tasteslikekevinbacon by iwrestedabearonce

all of there songs have strange/funny names
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#11
Basically half of all Beatles songs:

Mean Mr. Mustard
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite
Rocky Raccoon
Glass Onion
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Polythene Pam
Octopus' Garden

Cereally, what the fuck?
#12
Giant balls of gold
Music Man JP6 BFR
Music Man JP6
Mesa Boogie Nomad 100 (selling soon to fund a Mark V)
#13
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
#14
When you F ucked grandpa
Big brown beaver
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#16
Edit: ^CRAP!
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#18
Cameltosis - KoRn
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#22
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F.C.P.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P- The Fall of Troy

You forgot the "S" after "FCP"

It should read F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

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#23
Dicks of Death- Violence
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#24
The Hiphopapotomous vs. The Rhymenocerous.

Flight of the Conchords ftw.
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#25
"Kill you mother - Rape you dog" by Dying Fetus.
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#26
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You forgot the "S" after "FCP"

It should read F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

F**k Celibacy/Condoms Premarital Sex Is The S**t Get 'Er Pregnant Get 'Er Pregnant Get 'Er Pregnant

Ah, you're right.

Also:
Don't Pee In My Bed and Tell Me It's Raining- Dakota/Dakota
I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights- Minus the Bear
#28
Quote by FireandFlames
The Locust - Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

What. The. Fuck.

I think I'll go with Constipation Blues by Screamin' Jay Hawkins as second place, but FireandFlames has just won the thread.
#30
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stop ****ing my mom-mxpx


That's not even an MxPx song!!!!
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