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#2
suck my balls, san diego
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#4
"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#5
I expect it'll be something like "Don't worry - I'm fine to drive!"
#6
mine:

oh ****, i'm going to die
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#8
I told you I was sick.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#15
I want you all to know that I love Coheed & Cambria more than I could ever love a human baby...
Nice beaver.


(. Y .) (. Y .)
#16
Oh squiggly line...why do you scurry away when I try to look at you?
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#20
I'd just whisper some weird word, like a random City or person, and then my family would spend the rest of their lives trying to figure out this big mystery when in fact it was just some word I said.
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
#21
"À tout le monde...
À tous mes amis...
Je vous aime...
Je dois partir..."

and so on.
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Looking for a bj from an unsuspecting animal eh?
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I came, I saw, I cleaned it up.
#22
go **** yourself, san diego
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I tried BAGDAD tuning once, it actually was quite alright.

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Do you have to actively try to spell words that wrong or does it come naturally to you?

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You are very clever.


I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
#23
Quote by Pleasure2kill
I'd just whisper some weird word, like a random City or person, and then my family would spend the rest of their lives trying to figure out this big mystery when in fact it was just some word I said.


Like... "black magic rose"? That'll keep em' guessing.

edit: Actually, Black Magic Rose sounds like it might be a cool name for a blues/country band...
#24
Quote by Wrst_Plyr_Evr
this statement is probably full of the most wisdom I have ever seen on UG.


Siggable, but alas, these are not my words.

Bonus Fritz points for whoever knows who's last words these are.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#25
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

+1. Wasn't that Karl Marx's last words?

"I am still alive!" - Caligula

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." - Oscar Wilde
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#27
Probably something like:
"Make sure KristOn cuts my testicals open, cuts my eyes out, puts my eyeballs in my sack then puts my testis in my eye sockets like she promised!"
Or
"Don't but anything up my butt"
or maybe even
"I'm the greatest bassist in this country. God, take my life if I'm not lying!"
#28
Quote by Vince Noir
+1. Wasn't that Karl Marx's last words?

"I am still alive!" - Caligula

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." - Oscar Wilde


*Hands over points*

I was actually thinking of putting that Wilde quote but took the communist route instead.


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#29
"I can see Kurt! ...he says that bitch did it!"
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1980 Gibson SG Standard Cherry Red
Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40
#34
"Either this wall paper goes, or I go!"
Def the best.

Edit: Or "WHO FARTED?" - Nick Swardson, only applicable in public suicide situation
Last edited by merfsullivan at Aug 15, 2008,
#36
Quote by Grönis
"À tout le monde...
À tous mes amis...
Je vous aime...
Je dois partir..."

and so on.




i would never speak ****in gay french things dying (and i know these are megadeth lyrics!).
i would die with caliban lyrics on my lips ;D
#37
I want to get stabbed and quote shakespeare No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
#38
There's too many of them!

Or

Goddammit! I told you we shouldnt have eaten that!
#39
There was this one killer named something French and his last words before the electric chair got him were "Hey how about this for tomorrows headlines: FRENCH FRIES"
#40
lol wut? no seriously, that would be it
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