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#1
Just wondering what everyones favorite sayings are.
mines probably "Hot Pot of coffee" from Anchorman. But lets hear yours


If Shawn Johnson is single I totally claim it! What a Baaaabe schwing!

#2
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma - spongebob squarepants said by patrick
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


Quote by ouch
What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#4
Quote by Colgate Total
If there's grass on the field, play ball.



*if someone proves you wrong and you have absolutely no retort*
"who's to say?"
#5
"Life's a garden, dig it"

-Joe Dirt
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
#7
Ability will never grow to meet the demand for it.
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


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#8
Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
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#11
"sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do... like eat glass, or sex off cats"
If you want to shine like the sun first you must burn like it.
#12
Quote by Colgate Total
If there's grass on the field, play ball.


if not turn her over and play in the mud
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Hey! Now you can molest you're grandma and she won't remember! Score!!!



Gear:
Fender Aerodyne Jazz Bass
Fender V Jazz
Ashdown MAG 410
EH Bass Big MUff
MXR Bass Octave Deluxe
Digitech Synth Wah
#13
Quote by Colgate Total
If there's grass on the field, play ball.


If there isn't, play in the mud.

EDIT: ^awww you bastard beat me to it!
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My Build IT'S DONE!
#15
my favorit sayin be bein dfinitizzly "OOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAH MOTHA F*CKA!!!!!!!! WUT WUT WUT WUT"
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#16
haha

This thread is only worth reading because you don't know how to add a sig
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#17
"I don't f*cking appreciate that attitude!"
"What a f*cking rebel!"
"KOBE!"
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

Quote by brennsy
SathiaSun for president

Un-Banned! Boy, does it feel great to be back.
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#19
Quote by asator
haha

This thread is only worth reading because you don't know how to add a sig

+1
#22
Chicken and waffles motha F*cka
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#23
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat" this one is totally random; all bats are blind!
Ever wonder what rock would have sounded like in 2010 if grunge hadn't made it cool to be stupid?

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#27
Something along the lines of "It's better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6".
+ a lot to whoever gets the reference
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#28
Quote by Lin
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat" this one is totally random; all bats are blind!

They actually have good eyesight

"Im gonna get medieval on your ass"
uhhhh, yea
#30
If the red river flows, take the dirt road.

When God give you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#31
im gonna beat you like a rented mule.
Member of the Nick Grundy group

Creator of The American Bass Fishing Group <join it if you like to fish
#33
"When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!"

EDIT: Or something of mine that I like to say when I eat something particular tasty,

"This *insert food here* tastes like god! With maybe a hint of Jesus on the side..."

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#34
"F*ck your mother"
that is usually followed by
"Dude, I didn't mean it, I was just a joke chill out"
#35
"Suck my balls, San Diego" was a pretty good one.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#37
"Using the Searchbar"

j/k. i just wanted to say it as a joke before someone seriously said it.
but i like:
"All You Need Is Love"
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#38
"*insert adjective here* as fuck."
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#39
Never talk about someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes, that way, when you do talk shit, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes.

This is why I love high school girls, I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#40
Life goes on.

Its not the end of the world.

As you can tell, I have little impact on the fabric of the universe.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

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