#1
so my parents and my friends parents went to a bar. We know at least one of them will come back drunk. any ideas how can we mess with them when they get back?
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#3
There's lots of ideas if you want to recieve a drunk beating tonight.
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#4
Don't be a little shit, make them coffee and then piss off to bed?
#5
Give them a beer....put viagra and laxative in said beer...lulz ensue.

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#6
Stick thin thread over the door. Then lol at their faces when they walk into it
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#7
The title led me to think your thread would just say "ouch"...

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The best way to mess with them is to leave them alone.
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Don't be a little shit, make them coffee and then piss off to bed?


Wow someone took that a little too seriously... lol
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#10
My parents used to come home drunk almost every night. My dad knew not to hit me because I was bigger than him, hehe.
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#11
My mum steals stuff when she's drunk.

''Kurt! I stole a lamp ''

''....Why?''

''I don't know! ''

*awkward silence*

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#13
yea there not coming back super hammered or nothing. just to the point where there laghing(sp?) a lot and kinda loud
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My mum steals stuff when she's drunk.

''Kurt! I stole a lamp ''

''....Why?''

''I don't know! ''

*awkward silence*

''Isn't it ugly? ''




Dude, that's awesome.

Just watch, one of these days she's gonna come back with a Lambo, then the what will be replaced with ""

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#17
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"Hey mom! Remember how you owe me 50 bucks?"


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#20
pull a wicked crazy strip tease for your family and friends' family

thats a good idea, right?
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#21
sleep with your mom and get her pregnant, your dad would be pissed
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pull a wicked crazy strip tease for your family and friends' family

thats a good idea, right?


Sure it is
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#24
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pull a wicked crazy strip tease for your family and friends' family

thats a good idea, right?



Depends if mutual fap is for afters.
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#25
"at least one of them will come back drunk". chances are, if you screw the hammered one, said hammered one's not-so-hammered spouse will be quite angry.
#26
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One time my dad fell through the front door and hit his head on a wall after he came back from drinking

This is why one doesn't generally install a door without ensuring there is a hole behind it beforehand.
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#27
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"at least one of them will come back drunk". chances are, if you screw the hammered one, said hammered one's not-so-hammered spouse will be quite angry.

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#28
You could prepare their hangover sandwiches tonight, to save them doing it tomorow. That will freak them out, as you seem like a shite
#29
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how about being mature?

this is the pit... you cant just say that
#30
So a couple of parents walk into a bar...
I see no sign of fortress.
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#32
just lay on whatever chair/table/couch closest to your door naked and furiously fap when they come in, and totally ignore them when they ask you
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#33
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how about being mature?

Thats sort of ironic considering its coming from someone who has boobs underneath their username.
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#34
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#35
Why would you want to mess with an inebriated authoritative figure?
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#36
Move the driveway 10 feet to the left.
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#37
Print of a huge poster of Michael Jackson like 50 times and little Michael Jackson faces millions of times, and stick all the posters on their bedroom ceiling, walls, doors, floor, and bed, and stick the heads on anything you see, underwear, pillow, doorknob, anything
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#38
I'd think screw your friend's mom. But being the nice person I am I say just make sure your dad has a place to piss when he gets home.
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