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#1
you know the insults where the person delivering them just looses all their credibility purely due to the embarrassing stupidity of the insult they choose
#3
Today my band director randomly said "YOUR MOMMA" in the middle of rehersal. I thought that was strange. Basically every "yo momma" joke.

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#4
Anything involving "your mom" or "your face."
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#5
Douchefag
Doucherocket
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So is your face
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#6
i swear that one time my sister said to me "you have a big dick" and intended it to be an insult.
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people who think that the tuning peg things have to be straight. I went to the bathroom once, I come back, and my friend detunified my guitar, and then asked why it sounded weird. ARGG!!!



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#7
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i swear that one time my sister said to me "you have a big dick" and intended it to be an insult.

Id sig that if I wasnt so tired
#8
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Anything involving "your mom" or "your face."


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#10
"you're gay"
any time i hear someone use the word gay or fag as an insult, i lose a ton of respect for them.
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Quote by Burning Star 4
i swear that one time my sister said to me "you have a big dick" and intended it to be an insult.



how does she know that you have a big dick?


a stupid insult would be don't be a retard. that **** is offensive.
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how does she know that you have a big dick?


a stupid insult would be don't be a retard. that **** is offensive.


she doesn't, she just said it. i've got a ton of other things shes said that are stupid but i cbf typing them all.
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people who think that the tuning peg things have to be straight. I went to the bathroom once, I come back, and my friend detunified my guitar, and then asked why it sounded weird. ARGG!!!



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#17
your face and your mom jokes aren't taken seriously anymore...they're as a joke...

Any homophobic insult is just really stupid(AKA, "fag", "you're gay", etc.). It's not only offensive, but it doesn't even make sense! It's like calling a white guy a ******, it doesn't affect me at all, nor does it make sense....Plus it's just immature to use insults like that.
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#18
one time i was in an arguement with some guy and i yelled "DICK WHISTLE" and walked away.
he was like "......wtf........."
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#19
dickcheese

and your face

there is this kid in my school who says that to EVERYTHING you say to him and he thinks he's hilarious but everyone hates him, they just act friendly infront of him but AS SOON as he out of earshot the kid gets verbally demolished
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#21
Quote by Maidenfan066
dickcheese

and your face

there is this kid in my school who says that to EVERYTHING you say to him and he thinks he's hilarious but everyone hates him, they just act friendly infront of him but AS SOON as he out of earshot the kid gets verbally demolished


That sounds like me......
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During practice once, my bass player was trying to act cool and headbang and I hit him in the face with sharp head of my washburn (accident maybe). Theres still a tiny bit of blood in my guitar, I think its kinda cool
#22
Mine tops em all "Your a hairy pube" thats just plain dumb
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#23
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"thats what she said"

I ****ing hate that one

yeah its really annoying when its random but you have to admit, if it makes sense its funny.
example:
"dude i LOVE huge pickles"
"thats what she said"
see?
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#28
YouTube comments are gold for crappy comebacks.

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#29
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That sounds like me......



I'm so sorry


oh and I also hate it when people use "jew" and "gypsy" as insults
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#31
A chick once told me I looked like a girl because of my long hair.

That's about it o_O.
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#32
one time we called a friend of mine "boob" all day, but not like as an insult we just acted casual like it was his name, I felt like a huge cocksneaze the next day
#33
I swear I heard someone call someone else a "Gay Homophobe", and he meant it. He wasn't even yelling at the other guy for being a homophobe, he just didn't know what homophobe meant.
#34
Quote by Burning Star 4
i swear that one time my sister said to me "you have a big dick" and intended it to be an insult.



my friends brother always says it to us, irony is that his dick is like 1 inch and hes like 12
#35
Quote by Maidenfan066
dickcheese

and your face

there is this kid in my school who says that to EVERYTHING you say to him and he thinks he's hilarious but everyone hates him, they just act friendly infront of him but AS SOON as he out of earshot the kid gets verbally demolished

the scientific term for dickcheese is smegma
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#36
Quote by Maidenfan066
I'm so sorry


oh and I also hate it when people use "jew" and "gypsy" as insults


To be fair gypsy's are awful people.
#37
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my friends brother always says it to us, irony is that his dick is like 1 inch and hes like 12


there was a kid who used to go to my school who claimed his pen0r was 8in by 9in
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#38
While on Teamspeak playing Counterstrike with English blokes, one of the called me a "Bloody twat Hancock."

That was ages ago.
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#39
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To be fair gypsy's are awful people.



maybe so but some of the people I know say it roughly 400 times a day
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#40
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the scientific term for dickcheese is smegma



Indeed

dickcheese is still an awful insult
Nice beaver.


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