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#1
This thread discusses what kind of qualities you would NOT want in a girlfriend/boyfriend.

I guess for it would be her being a bitch to everyone of my friends (obviously). That, and if she ever uses the line "You have to make a choice (Whatever it is) or me" I would just dump her instantly.

This thread is either going to be an epic fail or a massive win. So yeah, lets get it on.
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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#4
Girls without backbones. If I can't talk to you for a day, sorry, don't leave me 25 f*cking messages about how much you miss me.
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Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
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Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#5
One that laughs at everything
or doesn't laugh at anything (see Seinfeld's The Switch)
Or one that is only in it for the attachment and/or sex, and shows a fake emotional attachment...
#7
Crackwhores, your mother (not referring to ts's mother but the dater's mother), really old guys, dead people, people with std's, people above 300 pounds and action figures.
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#8
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Girls without backbones. If I can't talk to you for a day, sorry, don't leave me 25 f*cking messages about how much you miss me.

Same. I can't STAND invertebrates.
#9
Quote by Wulphy
Girls without backbones. If I can't talk to you for a day, sorry, don't leave me 25 f*cking messages about how much you miss me.

+1
"It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner." - Frank Zappa

The name's Garrett.

Gear and stuff:
Taylor 310
American Strat w/ Texas Specials
Ibanez JS1000
Vox Wah (true bypass & LED mod)
Dr. Z Maz 18 JR NR
#13
Clingy chicks.

I finally got this chick that was OBSESSED with me to leave me alone.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#14
People who don't use the searchbar.
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1987 Strat Plus w/ DiMarzios
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#15
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People who don't use the searchbar.


You're cool.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#17
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People who don't use the searchbar.



Freshman...
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#18
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Somebody who is a vegetable in hospital.

That would suck.


yeah, that would suck
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#19
Boxers, drug addicts, and overly religious girls...
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#20
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Freshman...


hahaha, I love you too.

EDIT: But seriously, really shallow people.
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1981 Carvin X100B
1987 Strat Plus w/ DiMarzios
BBE Main Squeeze
Boss CE-5
Boss DD-7
Morley Mark Tremonti Power Wah
#21
i hate girls that use me for the money. Like they expect me to pay for everything and they just use you. That **** really sucks.
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not to mention herbert from family guy will touch you in your sleep
#23
Quote by Wulphy
Girls without backbones. If I can't talk to you for a day, sorry, don't leave me 25 f*cking messages about how much you miss me.



im glad im not the only one..i feel your pain though haha


did the girl that did that stalk you 6 months after you dumped her?
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#24
Arrogance. Lack of commitment skills. Dishonesty. 'Slow'.

For ladies mostly - flakiness.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#25
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i hate girls that use me for the money. Like they expect me to pay for everything and they just use you. That **** really sucks.


I see what you are saying.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#26
I once dated a girl that threatened suicide any time there was an argument and whenever I tried to break it off. I finally had to just say "Look, if you're suicidal, you were suicidal before you met me. Don't threaten me with it, we're done."


For all of you that are going to call me an as*hole, I also mentioned it to her parents just in case. They put her in a suicide prevention and treatment center and she's alive and well. :P
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Play what you love, love what you play
#27
girls who are too clingy and who think that they are the hottest girl on the face of the earth.
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Schecter Hellraiser (EMG 85/81 + 18v mod)
LTD SC-207 with EMG 707
Peavey 6505 Head
Some random Peavey 4x12 slant cab
Boss Chorus Ensemble + Boss DD-3 + Dunlop Crybaby Wah + Boss NS2
#28
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girls who are too clingy and who think that they are the hottest girl on the face of the earth.

I'm hoping that's mostly for the narcissism/arrogance.

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I once dated a girl that threatened suicide any time there was an argument and whenever I tried to break it off. I finally had to just say "Look, if you're suicidal, you were suicidal before you met me. Don't threaten me with it, we're done."

For all of you that are going to call me an as*hole, I also mentioned it to her parents just in case. They put her in a suicide prevention and treatment center and she's alive and well. :P

Nah you were in the right. Guilt tripping is bad in relationships. Leads to said guilt-tripper to get full control of the relationship. Can turn the strongest of people into doormats.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#29
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the lying/cheating type
or self-centered

Good lord, I read that as "the lynching type." It was a lot funnier then. Though you still make a good point.
DOWN&OUT
#31
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They probably have difficulty standing themselves.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


And difficulty supporing each other in the relationship.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
rawr
#34
1. Clingy Chicks are bad.
2. Calling me every hour is bad.
3. Psycos are bad too.


**********ANYONE WHO HAS HAD THIS GIRLFRIEND SHOULD AGREE
If your girlfriend says "I Couldnt live without you. If we broke up, I'd kill myself", she is psyco and should be dumped.
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Gibson Faded Flying V

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Boss DS-1
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Digitech Whammy IV
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#35
People not like me.
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#36
Arrogant, overly controling, stuck up bitches who have no idea what they're doing unless it's sex.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#37
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But then again, their plans are always rather flexible




That's pretty unbreakable, I don't think I'd be able to top that.
rawr
#38
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People not like me.


good luck with that then.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#40
people that constantly tell you to talk and when you do they don't build up on it. i ****ing hate that ****, people make me seem antisocial in situations when i'm not.
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