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#81
Quote by lagunasunrise
See, your probally a 14 year old girl who got dumped by her boyfriend and now she's pissy. You understand nothing (minus the spelling for psycho).

Maybe you show people how much you care by saying "If you dont like me and we split, I'll kill myself".
I show how much I care by saying "I love you".


EDIT: Your a psyco.

why are you being mean to Reva? all of UG will be on your ass.
#83
I imagine a girl who loves talking about her sexual history (gangbangs, having trains pulled on them ) would be horrible to date.
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#84
Quote by ling_yu
why are you being mean to Reva? all of UG will be on your ass.


It's true, we will.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

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#85
Fugly (I don't mean just a little chubby, I mean elephant size)
arrogant
pessimistic
close minded
stupid
clingy

I try to avoid people with those qualities.
#86
Really, really, girly girls.

I think the that tops clingy chicks.
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#87
Someone you never met off of facebook.
She was a fatty in discuise...

I still gotta figure out how to dump her

(i just got out of a 2 year relationship so i thinkz i have the right to be superficial)
#88
Quote by Ringtone
Guys who have a ridiculous, yet entirely unfounded sense of arrogance/cockiness, and ugly as hell guys who are like "I WUD NEVAR DAET AN UGLY CHICK OR FAT ASS "
I don't consider myself either but lol, seriously, in reality you're never going to date /anyone/ if you act like that.

But it's also the same for girls too. One of my friends, when she met my (now ex) boyfriend, she later was like "eww why would you go out with him, he's ugly"
I was ready to shank her. So really, superficial people are a definite no go.

And also, guys who purposefully try to be "manly"



^ That type of guy.

We're all in the gutter, but I'm looking at the rats.
#89
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I'm 19 in 3 months. I broke up with my boyfriend 9 months ago because he treated me terribly. I've been doing my best to not be annoyed by it and what he said or whatever.

I've been diagnosed as having mild anxiety and depression problems for a year and a half. He made me feel like he would've preferred me dead on many occasions. I told him I loved him every day. I got abuse back. Obviously it wasn't all bad or I'd never have stuck by him but still.

In conclusion - suck my dick, you bitch.

Wasn't ideal of me to share that but I think I proved my point :/


see, that's a turnoff, Reva..

i'm joking.
you're pretty cool.

i dont like girls when they:
say they don't like someone based upon how they dress.
girls that act like they own the world.
girls that can't carry a conversation.

and everyone says they hate girls with penises (sp?), i'd just like to say if you have a penis you're pretty much a guy
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You are not human.

I am totally serious.

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he's talking about me!
#90
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"NO, you can't use THAT toilet..........that's MY toilet....."

Anyone that gets the reference will win an internet...

Brooke Hogan?
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#91
Shallow girls

Needy Girls

Bossy Girls

Ugly Girls

Girls with low self esteem

Preppy girls (or girly girls that can't do anything)
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#92
Quote by ling_yu
why are you being mean to Reva? all of UG will be on your ass.

What a bunch of losers (you included).
#93
Honestly if someone tries to lay me a guilt trip I'll tell to go **** themselves, **** that **** man, who are you to try and put me down like that? I dont care how long we've been together.

Anyway, what I dont like in chicks....chicks who just wont put out because she thinks that everyone will think she's a slut/*****/whatever. Look honestly you dont have to tell anyone, I wont either, its our business what we do, not anyone elses. Also chicks with no self esteem and no confidence in anything bother the **** out of me. Chicks who are extremely clingy and chicks who say "mmk" "Ok" "sure" to everything and never contribute to a conversation.
#94
Quote by veggiederek
see, that's a turnoff, Reva..

i'm joking.
you're pretty cool.

but other guys seem to like doing tha- ohhh they were hookers... they also weren't guys?

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What a bunch of losers (you included).

To be fair, the other bloke was being a tit :/
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#95
Im an epic failure with the opposite so I'll take anything really
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I ated them all.
#96
To be fair, besides bring on the trumpets, the only kind of girl I'd never be with is the kind that wear burberry in Barnsley town center (chav if you will). I personally little imperfections make that person perfect.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#97
:O
i don't know.

i thought of another one, and this is the girl i always seem to get.
you ask them out, and they suddenly love you, they tell every they love you, put it as their personal message on msn.
they hate you when you break up.
and if you go back out they're back at step one...
?
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#98
Quote by veggiederek
they tell every they love you, put it as their personal message on msn.

?


Ah true love.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#99
-someone with a really annoying laugh/voice
-aids
-convicted sex offender
-axe murderer
-serial killer
-transvestite
-big head
-tiny body
-big head and tiny body
-big body and tiny head
-little arms
-big feet
-little arms and big feet
-hairy arms
-hairy feet
-hairy arms and hairy feet
-something not of the human race

i think thats it?
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#100
what's everyones problem with aids?

i quite enjoy it

(:
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#101
Quote by veggiederek
what's everyones problem with aids?

i quite enjoy it

(:

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#102
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
To be fair, the other bloke was being a tit :/

It's nothing against you, it's just the idea of a bunch of guys getting all riled up for a girl they'll never meet.
#104
Quote by Wulphy
Girls without backbones. If I can't talk to you for a day, sorry, don't leave me 25 f*cking messages about how much you miss me.


thats better then a gf that dont have time for you, or just dont care...
(talking about my x)
#105
Bitches that expect me to do and initiate everything. **** that.
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#108
I know this may seem weird for a guy to say, but overly-flirty girls.
All I've ever wanted in a girl is someone I can talk to, occasionally fool around with, walk around the town with and enjoy every second of it.

Flame if you will, but be careful. I've got an anti-flame tank, never mind that pussy ass flameshield.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#110
Quote by DayTripper1967
people who finger their own butthole tend to turn me off, but that's just me.


Man, that is everything i want in a girl
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#114
Quote by venom0014
n_ggers

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#116
Quote by venom0014
n_ggers


surely this man means naggers. everyone hates those damn naggers.
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#119
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss


Nah you were in the right. Guilt tripping is bad in relationships. Leads to said guilt-tripper to get full control of the relationship. Can turn the strongest of people into doormats.


Sp true. That was truly a dark point in my life. After that I vowed never to let anyone manipulate me again.

As for me, I wouldn't want to date girls that are boring, unintelligent, manipulative, insecure, "i don't care" attitude, or clingy.
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#120
girls that are insecure, it's even worse when it never goes away.

girls that dont listen or take advice too; my sisters and my mom are like this and it annoys the crap out of me, i could never date anyone so headstrong.

oh and girls that need tons of attention
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?