#1
...i'm stoned as **** and i want to hear ur funny stories, jokes, videos, whatever!
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#2
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#4
Dude, if all you have to do while you're high is to post on UG, you need something else to do. Talk to some people or trip out on some music or something.
#5
I just got back from seeing Jim Gaffigan live, that was ****ing hilarious.

Hooooot pockeeeet!
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#6
Well one time.

Me: Mom, Dad I want to go to Cancun

Them: K' Koo

Me: No. Cancun

Them: K' Koo

Me: NO CANCUN YOU IDIOTIC DICKS *shoots family*
#8
Listen to "MF of the year" by Motley Crue, the start's trippy
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#9
Listen to some prog man... thats what im doing

Yes has some rather amazazing music

+1 for the tokage
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#10
If you're high then you'll appreciate this joke.

There are two penguins. One says to the other "Hey, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin says "Maybe I am."

That's my favourite joke. And my namesake. Hopefully you'll appreciate its awesomeness.

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#11
Quote by The McManus
Listen to some prog man... thats what im doing

Yes has some rather amazazing music

+1 for the tokage

I can't stop looking at your avatar. It's. so. Awesome.
#12
In before Legion.
Life is underrated.


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#13
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I can't stop looking at your avatar. It's. so. Awesome.


i was thinkin the same thing man
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#14
Listen to Hendrix or The Doors. Maybe The End.
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#16
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my only question is, who gets really stoned and then hops on their computer?


Raises hand.

Points to people in drug thread.


Meh. It's better than being on here sober.
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#18
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Dammit...that reminded me of goatsee...
as for TS...listen to Isis or Porcupine Tree
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#19
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my only question is, who gets really stoned and then hops on their computer?

Dude you can get stoned and do anything you want. If you snort a lot of coke THAN go on your computer....then you definitely have a problem somewhere lol


TS my suggestion for you is: smoke some more duh!
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