#1
OK you guys remember that tits on a whale expression shortly used on ug, right? well, guess what i found out? you guys will never believe this...

there is an actual real expression very similar to this .

the other day, i heard my dad say it, and i remember my grandparents saying it all the time. the expression is:

tits on a boar hog, used in the phrase "useless as tits on a boar hog". haha no joke either this is a completely real widely used expression (well, it was...) it means that something is completely useless, has no purpose, and exists for nothing. for all of you city folk lol a boar hog is a male hog/pig so it's nipples are completely useless. I don't know where it came from, and I don't know when it started, all I know is it is a REAL expression i swear!

Discuss.

PS, I didn't use the searchbar on this one, I just figured...

OK, no Discuss.

#4
Quote by RU Experienced
I'm a male and I have nipples, are you suggesting that they're useless too?

I take offense to this thread, good sir.


Yeah, my useless titties and I take offense to this as well.
Write your own lyrics or poetry? Post them HERE for a crit.
Follow me on Twitter
#5
Quote by kenbodude
Whatever happened to tits on a whale? It kinda died out fast. I say we bring it back.


indeed. but im gonna use tits on a boar whale from now on :P

#6
Oh that god damn phrase and you're the kid from that god damn mcdonalds pregnancy scare thread god dammit
UG's Prodigal Son
#8
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
indeed. but im gonna use tits on a boar whale from now on :P

Woah man take it easy. We don't want to ruin a perfectly good expression even if it is for the lulz.
#9
Tits on a whale! You were right. I do enjoy this thread!
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

Quote by John Frusciante
Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#10
this thread is as useless as tits on a whale.
or a boar hog whatever the hell that might turn out to be.
or tits on a MALE. haha
#11
This thread is like tits on a boar whale.

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it.
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#12
Yeah i remember that thread.
It was like, sooooo tits on a whale.
Yes I am from Hawaii.


It's not really a great place to live..
..but fun if you're a tourist!
FoTB Duration: June 12, 2008 - July 12, 2008
It's good to be back guys.
#13
Quote by lunaticfringe93
Oh that god damn phrase and you're the kid from that god damn mcdonalds pregnancy scare thread god dammit


yeeeeepaaaaarooooni that's mah thread! thanks for noticing. i only quit bugging that kid because.. he can no longer be bothered shall we say. cept the buzzards, they bother him.

#18
I'm australian and I've never heard that....
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#19
Whales have mammary glands...
and tits on a fish is much funnier because of the above point
#20
Quote by jimbobolon
here in aus we use "uselesss as tits on a bull" so i guess it is a widely used phrase



dang... who woulda thought...

of all things, THAT being a widely used phrase...

#22
Tits On A Whale!!!!!!
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#24
The phrase is actually "as useless as tits on a bull."
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/westaussie/

Quote by StratPat

Quote by blacksabbath8
So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.