#1
...When people have tried to hurt you.

Well, whats something funny that's happened when people have attempted to hurt you?

One that's happened to me is one of my friends little brothers tried to hurt me, they did that thing where you put someone arm behind their back and lift it. They didn't know that my shoulder dislocates, and so that didn't do anything to me, and by the time my fingers were over my shoulder, they were going "WTF" and were really freaked out.

Another is when one of my friends tried to kick me in the balls. I moved my leg in front so they didn't hit me. They kicked me in the leg, and were hopping for five minutes afterwards because my leg was harder than their foot.

And so, yeah, what are things like that that have happened to you???
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#2
Yeah same sort of thing happened to me, someone tried to kick me in the balls. But they just ended up kicking the iron plate that was there instead. I had to have it installed after the cobra bite.

I just laughed at the bitch and carried on having my way wither her.
#3
one guy punched me in the chest, but it didn't hurt me, but he hurt his hand... I just laughed at him.

also the same guy(yeah I know) took a large rotten wooden log and swung it at the back of my head, but the log just broke in two when it hit my head. I barley felt it.
#5
One guy shot me in the head once and I used mind rays to deflect the bullet into the ribs of an Elvis impersonator who just happened to be walking past.

Good times...

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#7
Some guy punched me in the chest and hurt his fist and not me, he then got pissed off and slapped me in the face, lulz ensued.

Lots of times people have tried to punch my arm but either hit my shoulder bone or completely missed my body and hit a wall or something.
#8
I saw a dude at college go to jump on someone's back. The guy bent over to do his shoelace and the kid went over him and face hit concrete
#9
Last night my friends and I were drunk and we were all fighting
Nothin serious, little punches and stuff until one of my friends who I don't get on with very well proper punched me his hardest, I knew he meant it. Everyone stopped and started calling him a prick, but it didn't hurt so I just laughed. He got really pissed when everyone called him a pussy
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#12
there's this dicky friend of mine who over reacts and one time i stole his cake from his hand as a joke so he he kicked me really hard, so i kicked him back and shouted at him.

then i got really pissed off and kicked him really hard in the balls. he spent the rest of break sitting on a wall with his hand in his lap.

he fucking desrved it though.
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#13
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then i got really pissed off and kicked him really hard in the balls. he spent the rest of break sitting on a wall with his hand in his lap.





sieriously, I laughed
#14
^ thnx

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#15
This was when i tried to hurt someone.

This kid in my class was really annoying me, when the teacher was gone i tried to put my hands on 2 tables, jump and kick him in the balls, what really happened was, i put my hands on 2 tables, the kid moved away, i jumped and the tables slid apart, leaving me to fall directly on my ass, we both laughed.

This one time when i was about 6 or 7 (only serious fight i have had, and it wasn't even a fight) this kid was bullying me for a couple of weeks, one day he tried to put a lock on me from behind (strangling me from behind), before he could do it a grabbed him and pulled him down, then rammed my elbow into his back as many times as i could, then i ran away so that i didn't get in trouble
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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there's this dicky friend of mine who over reacts and one time i stole his cake from his hand as a joke so he he kicked me really hard, so i kicked him back and shouted at him.

then i got really pissed off and kicked him really hard in the balls. he spent the rest of break sitting on a wall with his hand in his lap.

he fucking desrved it though.

...
The balls are a no-go-zone. You knew he would over react, yet you still antagonised him. You should've just given up.

Another one, a girl was on the rampage for me at school- I can't remember what I did- and she saw "me" turned "me" around and slapped me. I walked over and said something along the lines of 'What the ****?!". She looked at "me" and realised it was someone with similar hair at the back.

Another, I tried to hit someone with a ruler and the ruler snapped...
#17
there was another time in drama when we were pissing about having a play fight and one of my friends pushed me on the floor and then tried to run over me or something, but basically i punched him in the balls from underneath. it was funny.
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there was another time in drama when we were pissing about having a play fight and one of my friends pushed me on the floor and then tried to run over me or something, but basically i punched him in the balls from underneath. it was funny.


for so me reason.. I laughed again...

must be the nut-cracking...
#19
This kid tried to beat me up once. I'm much bigger than him - I put my hand on his forehead, while he was still punching at the air. Just like in cartoons.

Great stuff.
#21
This stupid girl tried to slap a friend of mine in the face.

He didn't feel anything but she broke her hand
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#22
My friend tried to punch me in the balls, but he missed, so I kicked him in the balls. Lulz ensued.
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#23
Once, when I was at the beach, my brother's friend was mad at me for some reason, so he tried to punch me, but hit himself in the back of the head and fell down.
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