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#1
Lol once in a while when im hungry i usually find something random to eat. Like one day i almost ate a bottle of tomato paste becouse it looked yummy It tasted neither good or bad.

Got any similar stories with weird stuff to eat?
#2
Tomato paste is yummy. Along with puree, passata, and just whole tomatoes.
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#3
Sometimes I put a plain tortilla in the microwave and eat that. Tastes awesome!
#4
whenever my mom makes tomato sauce, i put it on a tortilla, and if we have lunchmeat turkey, i throw that on too. it's not that weird, but i've never heard of anyone else doing it. also, it's best if you leave the sauce and the turkey cold. usually though, when i'm hungry and we don't have nachos, i just make popcorn or eight to sixteen pieces of toast with butter.
#5
I microwave a slice of bread for 10 seconds, then I put salad cream in it and fold it in half.

I do that for about 20 slices...yummeh.
#6
I put motzerrella cheese (the one that comes in a bag) on plain bread to substitute for cheese one time, and microwaved it.
I was not amused.

Sometimes I eat croissants with my hotdogs.
#9
Quote by 12Jim34
Sometimes I put a plain tortilla in the microwave and eat that. Tastes awesome!

i eat plain tortillas too, but i like them cold.

i guess when my older sister was little, she used to always eat sandwiches with peanut butter, mayo, and american cheese.
#10
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Uncooked pasta.


I used to eat it until it started hurt my teeth
#11
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I used to eat it until it started hurt my teeth

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#12
little girls..:iiplick:


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wait

i do

stop it

why did i say it...
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#14
Fried chicken in a sauce made with orange juice. Yummmm
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#15
I eat raw bacon, octapus, brown sugar, butter and sugar sandwitches, jauternice (mushy sausage from the left over stuff of a pig), liver, heart and i drink lots of half and half. or i just eat bread plain when i dont want to do anything cuz im too lazy. :P
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#17
uncooked cake mixture
yes, like little kids do, im so sad
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#21
Quote by 12Jim34
Sometimes I put a plain tortilla in the microwave and eat that. Tastes awesome!


this. only i dip it in salsa. tastes amazing.

and plain ol dry bread.
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#24
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uncooked cake mixture
yes, like little kids do, im so sad


Cake mixture is delicious. I don't blame you.


I don't know about really eating anything all that strange, but a few nights ago I had a ridiculously epic sandwich.

Consisted of: (in order from bottom to top.)
Bread (Duh.)
Mayo
Thin-sliced ham
Mozzarella cheese
Thick-sliced ham
Colby Jack cheese
Bacon
Thick sliced turkey
Mayo
Bread
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#25
Quote by 12Jim34
Sometimes I put a plain tortilla in the microwave and eat that. Tastes awesome!


hooray. i love eating tortillas plain.
#26
I don't know about really eating anythins all that strange, but a few nights ago I had a ridiculously epic sandwich.

Consisted of: (in order from bottom to top.)
Bread (Duh.)
Mayo
Thin-sliced ham
Mozzarella cheese
Thick-sliced ham
Colby Jack cheese
Bacon
Thick sliced turkey
Mayo
Bread


U HAZ MADE 1 EPIC SAMMICH.

I eat peanut-butter sandwiches and I throw some ranch-dressing in there too. It is win.
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#27
I once had a sandwich that had lots of things on it.
It had:
Ham
Cheese
Tomato
Crisps
Olives
Ketchup
Mayo
Caramel Sauce
Some kind of cheese biscuit
A digestive biscuit

I nearly puked. It was fun.

EDIT: I forgot, it also had oreos.
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#29
Sometimes I get a craving for something really sour, so I'll get a cap full of lemon juice, and just pour it in my throat. It stings a bit if you do it wrong, but it tastes good.
#30
sometimes when i wake up hungry in the middle of the night i make myself instant noodle soup and set the noodles aside..
i remember i used to take sips of soy sauce just cause..
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#34
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but seriously..bread,cheese jalepinios(sp?) onther slice of bread...

microvare 30 seconds
wait for 5
micro for 30 seconds

wait for 5 (cooling)

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#36
A load of pickled onions then a packet or two of Walkers Salt & Vinegar crisps. The onions make the crisps taste so much better.
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#38
not weird, but I've ate on the toilet
it seems paradoxical.
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#40
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I eat raw bacon, octapus, brown sugar, butter and sugar sandwitches, jauternice (mushy sausage from the left over stuff of a pig), liver, heart and i drink lots of half and half. or i just eat bread plain when i dont want to do anything cuz im too lazy. :P



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