#1
I got elected president of student council or whatever you want to call it and I have to come up with an idea for a float for a parade in our town. Its for a homecoming queen/king type thing, so I thought I would ask The Pit for some suggestions for a theme for this float. Have at it.
#3
tits on a whale.
Last edited by J-B at Aug 16, 2008,
#6
a penis cumming blood?
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#7
the lol wut pear
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#8
dude...you really shoulda seen that coming...you don't ask the pit something like that...
#10
i once saw a realy cool float that was meant to be a southern hovercraft and they had this big pressure gun and they would fill it with confetti and when the presure buit up the would release it and the confetti would be shot out over the crowd... you could do the something like that (the confetti gun not the hovercraft thing). Sorry but must also stick with the pit rules and post something stupid so hear it is... a masive penis with the confetti gun in the uretha that shoots white confetti (ureatha is your pee hole)... sorry the pit made me do it.
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#11
a float entirely made of crap u would be a legend and the town would smell for days
#13
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i once saw a realy cool float that was meant to be a southern hovercraft and they had this big pressure gun and they would fill it with confetti and when the presure buit up the would release it and the confetti would be shot out over the crowd... you could do the something like that (the confetti gun not the hovercraft thing). Sorry but must also stick with the pit rules and post something stupid so hear it is... a masive penis with the confetti gun in the uretha that shoots RED confetti (ureatha is your pee hole)... sorry the pit made me do it.


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#14
a giant penis that cums confetti.

edit: damn.
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#15
Strippers and Pole Dancers on a big float.
I'd pay to see that
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