#1
The other day, I was at Food City, and just for ****s and giggles, I tested my blood pressure. Well, my systolic and diastolic were fine, but it said i had a pulse rate of 0!

EDIT: My dad took his and he had a pulse, so it wasn't the machine.


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#2
your among the living dead my friend.
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#5
It would appear so.

Did everyone else tested get an actual result though? If you were the only one that got zero, chances are you are indeed dead.

Have fun saying goodbye to friends and family.
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#6
Now this is just a guess. But maybe the machine is broke. I know its a long shot
#8
it simply means you have no blood. Don't worry, it's a common condition. Drink lots of fluids, you'll be fine.
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#9
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Now this is just a guess. But maybe the machine is broke. I know its a long shot

I doubt it. I hear machines make a lot of money these days.
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I doubt it. I hear machines make a lot of money these days.


oh god that hurts...
#12
Yes.
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#13
Thread: Am I _______?

The other day, I was at ________, and just for ________ and _______, I tested my ________ Well, my ________ and ________ were ______, but it said i had a ________of ________!
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#14
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oh god that hurts...

I know the feeling. It was physically painful typing that.
#18
RIP mate
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#21
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have you done THIS test already? ^^
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#25
Yeah, if you don't stop stealing my food.
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#27
yeah. you're dying. Just stock up on some potions and make sure it happens near a pokemon centre.
#28
It's ok I think it's just a mistake.I mean my cousin took that test once like three or four years ago and he got a 0 pulse rate thing too and he's just fine of course he did throw up his intestines and other organs but yeah who needs a liver anyway? jk jk
#29
Shoot yourself in the head, if nothing happens then you were already dead.
#30
You're just like Slash now!
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#31
That's a tough one - no, you're not dead.
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#34
you should go to the doctor to see what is going on seriously. But yeah if your a zombie, I need to isolate myself so when you and your brethren arrive I will have to fight you guys off alone, because I won't do it in a group. These zombie movies are shown with a group pitted against hordes of zombies and there is always a dumbass in the group to bring you down. I can't afford that so I figure if bruce campbell can do it. I can do it too.
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