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I got bit by a dog on the arm when I was like, 6. It was cool though, cause the dogs owner drove me home in his sports car.
#4
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worst bite you have ever received

Hamster bites hurt like hell!!

yeah, they do(i think it was a hamster, maybe a gerbil, whats the difference?)
and a dogbite is my answer
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#5
my girlfriend almost made me bleed...she had braces...it hurts just thinking about it, man that was bad...
#7
My cousin bit me when i was like 4, it took a chunk of meat off my arm.
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#9
I got bit by a cow once.
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#10
Oh, and I got an incredibly informative note at school once.

But, my friend bit off the corner with all the significant details and ate it.


That was a sad day.
#11
Got bit by a dog on the hand when I was young.

Didn't hurt too much, but I was a kid, so I complained.
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#12
my friend's sis bit me in the back of the neck super hard and she has real 'vampire teeth' so that bite hurt like a mofo! I got a scar on da back of my neck from it...
#14
my girlfriend did it on accident.... guess i was doing it wrong :'(

nothing can express my sadness
#15
Recently? A beetle bite. It hurt for a half an hour...

Overall? Dog bite. Much, much longer lasting.
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#16
a shark!
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#17
I got bit by my friend's dog a month ago. He scratched me with his teeth cause I was wearing pants.

.....It was a sh*tsu. I got bit by a sh*tsu.
Actually it was a long haired chihuahua
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#19
a bull ant bite on the bottom of my foot. last time I went outside bare footed to get the paper, coincidentally I had the nest exterminated the next day with mortein.
#20
I have an ex-girlfriend who was like a pseudo-vampire and she literally bit a piece out of my arm. **** that hurt...
#22
I put my finger in my dog's mouth while she was chewing on a bone, and she bit right through my nail. It was so ****ing painful. D:
#25
Quote by metaldud536
I got bit by my friend's dog a month ago. He scratched me with his teeth cause I was wearing pants.

.....It was a sh*tsu. I got bit by a sh*tsu.
Actually it was a long haired chihuahua


It's Shih 'Tzu.
Anyway, when I was five I was bitten by my pet turtle. Not the worst, but it's different.
#26
um...an ant? xD
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#27
My dog bit me when I tried to take a bone from it. That fucking hurt.

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#29
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Once I bit a sandwhich and it tasted bad. So I beat my wife.

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#30
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Once I bit a sandwhich and it tasted bad. So I beat my wife.


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#31
I work in an animal shelter.

Anyway there was this one cat...P.diddy (don't laugh) and it had been for the past couple of months, the friendlyiest cat in the shelter. It loved people and i was always suprised it hadn't been re-homed . (it did have its back end shaved after an operation before it came to use and lookled like a retarded poodle...but i digest)

Anyway, onetime i came in and was about to change it's water when it pounsed out of nowhere and sank it's teeth into my arm. It wouldn't let go and i was lifting it of the ground by it's jaw and it still wouldn't stop biting me. The blood was running down my arm and it was biting harder and harder as it dangled in the air. To say the pain was excruciating is an understatement.

Finally it took two other volenteers to get this ****ing cat off my arm. The vets put it's random attack down to anxiety from being in kennels for too long. It's now in a foster home and i hope i never see that ****ing cat again.

And that was te worst bite i ever recieved!
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#32
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It's Shih 'Tzu.
Anyway, when I was five I was bitten by my pet turtle. Not the worst, but it's different.


What's a Shih Tzu???


One with no animals


(Read question as sh*t zoo...)



I got bit by a guinea pig once...
#33
I've got some nice scars on my shoulders from an old girlfriend. Crazy bitch had some sharp teeth.
#34
My hamster once bit me through my nail, luckly the hamster was young so it didn't go all the way through my finger!
#36
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#38
A Cat bit me in my childhood which resulted into an ugly vampyre-like scar:

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#40
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I got bit by some unidentified insect about a month ago, I couldn't walk on the leg for 3 days, and the leg was visibly red and hot for about a week. There's actually a scar from it. Any ideas what it could be?




Venonat?


I was nearly bitten by a chipmunk. I put a piece of bread on my hand and let it come close to take it. I guess my finger smelled like bread because it came up and put it's mouth over my finger. It was warm and I could feel little teeth. It froze and I did too. We stayed like that for nearly 10 seconds and I pulled my hand away as fast as I could. It ran away.

I don't know how bad a chipmunk bite is.
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