#1
So me and my girlfriend were out in the small pool we have at my house,
and she stands up and I suck her dick through her swim suit.
Someone comes outside and we jump down.
She's worried someone saw it, but I don't care if they did.

No, my girlfriend doesn't really have a penis in case you thought she did

I guess I'm wondering if this means anything.
Or if anyone else has had such a weird dream.
#2
i had that exact same dream last night but your girlfriend was sucking MY dick
#3
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i had that exact same dream last night but your girlfriend was sucking MY dick



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i had that exact same dream last night but your girlfriend was sucking MY dick


OMG, you too?!
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#5
Nah but I remember a dream which incorperated skating on top of a whale.
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#7
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i had that exact same dream last night but your girlfriend was sucking MY dick


Dude, it wasn't a dream.
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#8
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i had that exact same dream last night but your girlfriend was sucking MY dick

haha you're funny.

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ZAZING


dude...shemale alert

That did make me laugh!
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No, my girlfriend doesn't really have a penis in case you thought she did



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#10
oh god not the legion! and she is secretly growing a penis, you will dump her and become gay
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oh god not the legion! and she is secretly growing a penis, you will dump her and become gay

If I become gay, why would I dump her? She would have a penis after all...
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Yes, I am!

JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT THING I SAID BY THE WAY. AND SORRY IT LOOKS LIKE IM YELLING BUT I CAN'T FIND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON
#13
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Yes, I am!


If I become gay, why would I dump her? She would have a penis after all...

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#14
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JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT THING I SAID BY THE WAY. AND SORRY IT LOOKS LIKE IM YELLING BUT I CAN'T FIND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON

It's by the a...
#15
I usually don't do things I wouldn't think about doing in real life. Like sucking dicks.
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#16
My scariest dream?

I was running through a pool of marshmallows in my flip flops, right? Then the manager starts running at me out of nowhere, and he starts going "MMNNMMNNMPH MMMM GUHHH!!!!!! MMMNNNNN!!!!" There was only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed, and Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom and that was freaking me out.

I love cheese......

>_>


points for anyone who gets the reference...... ¬_¬
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#17
^Uhh...Daniel Tosh? I can haz pnts nao cuz I pwned u kthxbai.
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My scariest dream?

I was running through a pool of marshmallows in my flip flops, right? Then the manager starts running at me out of nowhere, and he starts going "MMNNMMNNMPH MMMM GUHHH!!!!!! MMMNNNNN!!!!" There was only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed, and Tom, you were there, but you didn't look like Tom and that was freaking me out.

I love cheese......

>_>


points for anyone who gets the reference...... ¬_¬


Lol Daniel Tosh.

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No, my girlfriend doesn't really have a penis in case you thought she did


Damn. That would've been pretty erotic.
#19
Okay, I entered this thread totally thinking I clicked on the "Do You Own A Cat" thread and was COMPLETELY thrown off.
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#20
I write down all my dreams in a Microsoft Word doc, just so I can look back on them.

I don't think any of them would mean anything to people I didn't know though, so I won't share them.
#21
Maybe you wish she had a penis.
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#22
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JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT THING I SAID BY THE WAY. AND SORRY IT LOOKS LIKE IM YELLING BUT I CAN'T FIND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON

#23
You're right, that is a weird dream.
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^Uhh...Daniel Tosh? I can haz pnts nao cuz I pwned u kthxbai.

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Lol Daniel Tosh.

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#25
I bet I can top that. A dream from ages ago (well, what I could remember of it at the time of writing):
"I never have dreams, so any dream would be a little strange, but this one was really odd. I was saving the world with a group of my friends, and then we managed to succeed, but then we were captured by some random guard and tied up on this little platform, surrounded by water, with explosives all around us. Then we managed to get out of the ropes using hair gel and our teeth, and suddenly one of my friends was James Hetfield. And we swam away with my guitars (which were there for no apparent reason). But they got wet so they didn't work.

Then we got a National Express coach home and we stopped in a town that had no colours except purple and white. And we went to this woman's barbeque, and I avoided eating anything because she had plants that could talk and I knew she wanted to kill us. So I kicked her arse and escaped. Then I woke up."
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