#1
Okay, so last week I had a huge party, and I got hammered off my ass. The next morning, my girlfriend told me I threw it in her butt, and it burned like hell.
I felt terrible, 'cause I love this girl a lot, but she said "It was amazing!"

Dear Pit, please assuage my fears, am I going to have to start pouring candle wax on her nipples?
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Okay, so last week I had a huge party, and I got hammered off my ass. The next morning, my girlfriend told me I threw it in her butt, and it burned like hell.
I felt terrible, 'cause I love this girl a lot, but she said "It was amazing!"

Dear Pit, please assuage my fears, am I going to have to start pouring candle wax on her nipples?


Threw what in her butt?
#4
Wait wait...you THREW something in her butt?

What the hell...

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Okay, so last week I had a huge party, and I got hammered off my ass. The next morning, my girlfriend told me I threw it in her butt, and it burned like hell.
I felt terrible, 'cause I love this girl a lot, but she said "It was amazing!"

Dear Pit, please assuage my fears, am I going to have to start pouring candle wax on her nipples?


well i really don't see ur problem here.
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#8
throw it in her but again...simple
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holy ****. hes gettin banned.
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#11
I fail to see the problem here.

Maybe its just me?
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#12
Well, she said it hurt really bad, but she liked it.
Come on guys, that's f*cked up.
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#13
Are you saying you don't like shoving it in her pooper?
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#14
Just because she likes anal doesnt make her a masochist
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#15
She doesn't like anal, she likes that anal hurts.
Don't get me wrong, it's pretty much like a little brown piece of heaven, I just don't want to have to like, slap her around to get her off in the future.
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whats a masochist

and who's the weirdo
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Well, she said it hurt really bad, but she liked it.
Come on guys, that's f*cked up.


It may have hurt but she might have enjoyed the pleasure.
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#20
Goddamn I love the pit
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Goddamn I love the pit


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Okay, so last week I had a huge party, and I got hammered off my ass. The next morning, my girlfriend told me I threw it in her butt, and it burned like hell.
I felt terrible, 'cause I love this girl a lot, but she said "It was amazing!"

Dear Pit, please assuage my fears, am I going to have to start pouring candle wax on her nipples?


here, let me clarify. the "it" meant everything else except the rear entrance. the it you're thinking of was honestly pretty horrible. it felt like my ass was on fire. : /
#26
I dunno man, even if she is into a bit of the pain = pleasure thing, just go for it. It'll get her off making her happy, and who knows, you may start liking it too. Thats what happened with me and one of my ex's. Sex just isnt sex unless you're battered and bruised after its all done.
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She is, don't worry.
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#28
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Well, she said it hurt really bad, but she liked it.
Come on guys, that's f*cked up.

No thats hot,
if you don't want her i'll take her.
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#29
use lots of lube next time and it won't hurt her so much and she'll be onto the idea like stink on shit...
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#31
Lol.

That's one of the greatest things I've read in a while.

Guy ****s gf in the butt while smashed and feels bad for it. She loved it.
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