#1
Anyone else seen the movie Teeth? It's about this chick who's vag bites off peoples' man parts.

I thought it was awesome.
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#6
I hated it. SEeing all those guys get their lives ruined...it was too much
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#8
Yes...

I saw it with a girl.

She laughed.

I cried.

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#10
I've heard it was amazing, funny, and different.
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#11
Teeth in a vagigi?

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#12
what a ****ed up movie. ive only seen parts since i just thought it was too wierd to watch.

i did see the part where the dog gets a hold of the dismembered appendage... (if you get my drift)
#13
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Yes...

I saw it with a girl.

She laughed.

I cried.



same dude, my girlfriend, my bro, some guy friends, and my guy cousin were over
after the first guy lost his thang, my cousin screamed louder than ive ever heard someone scream,
and i know exactly how he felt
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#14
i wanna watch it...just so i can be mentally scarred like you guys
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#16
Man, the concept just sounds hilarious. I've heard of it before, is it even out yet?
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#18
I really don't want to know how somebody thought of that story...
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#19
shoulda stuck it in her butt
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#23
i saw it at blockbuster and wanted to get it but my best friend kinda has a phobia of teeth so we didnt get it... we got mean girls instead
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#24
you guys do know its based off of a true story its a genetic disorder for some women to have teeth in there vagina! no joke guys its called vagina dentata and its hardcore..documentaries on it and its in health books...it isnt like a mouth though so it cant bite it off...it will just cut you up..sometimes you can get them removed with surgery
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#26
WHOA!
hahaha i can picture a chick on one of those dating sites and her little profile says:
I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, and martinis. Boys watch out! my vaj is a biter!
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#27
yes people vagina dentata! the documentary was about women who have it...and one is married to a guy who knows...and hers are somehow irremovable and she still f*cks his wife and told the people about his scrapes and cuts and how one time he had to get stitches he also said he cant do it rough like he wants...and how he mostly just gets head since its easier
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yes people vagina dentata! the documentary was about women who have it...and one is married to a guy who knows...and hers are somehow irremovable and she still f*cks his wife and told the people about his scrapes and cuts and how one time he had to get stitches he also said he cant do it rough like he wants...and how he mostly just gets head since its easier


Reason #1 why you always round the bases in their specific order. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Home.

Although that's something you say on the first date regardless.

Girl: "Hi, my name is Cindy, and I'm 5'6", like movies and music, enjoy fine dining, and I have teeth in my cooter"

Guy:
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Reason #1 why you always round the bases in their specific order. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Home.

Although that's something you say on the first date regardless.

Girl: "Hi, my name is Cindy, and I'm 5'6", like movies and music, enjoy fine dining, and I have teeth in my cooter"

Guy:



hahahaha dude...you never cease to amaze me
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