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#1
I think the most metal thing ever is that crusty stuff that gets on your balls when you don't shower for a few days.

What does the pit think is the most metal thing ever.
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#3
Metal is the most metal thing ever, one would assume.
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#11
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When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#15
Smart ass answer: Metal

Real answer: Full Marshall stack, blasting metal to a sold out arena.

Unreal, but probably better answer: Slaughtering pagan villages with your mighty horde of warriors, hefting your enchanted battle ax inherited from the gods of metal.
#16
Dragonforce is the hardest metal known the man.
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#21
The most metal thing every ey? *not canadian*

Fu<king a mash pit of naked women with your diamond encrusted di<k as you with your feet do the double bass druming to meshuggah Bleed as you use your left handto play a crazy legato tapping sweep arrpegio with a quadruple stack of Peavey 5150s running off of generators powered by enslaved mutant rats that once infested the sewers of new york that Is EQed in a smily face fashion and in the right hand do a galloping bass rythymn so powerfull it would shake the earth. Then at orgasmall your guitars would merge into one which would quite literally play itself with Diamond strings that change themselves.

Then to wake up from that dream covered in cheetoes and watching pron.
then getting dressed and going to your job at the local McDonalds.

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#22
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']The most metal thing every ey? *not canadian*

Fu<king a mash pit of naked women with your diamond encrusted di<k as you with your feet do the double bass druming to meshuggah Bleed as you use your left handto play a crazy legato tapping sweep arrpegio with a quadruple stack of Peavey 5150s running off of generators powered by enslaved mutant rats that once infested the sewers of new york that Is EQed in a smily face fashion and in the right hand do a galloping bass rythymn so powerfull it would shake the earth. Then at orgasmall your guitars would merge into one which would quite literally play itself with Diamond strings that change themselves.

Then to wake up from that dream covered in cheetoes and watching pron.
then getting dressed and going to your job at the local McDonalds.

/thread

ve'y nice.

The diamond encrusted dick part made me lol.
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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']The most metal thing every ey? *not canadian*

Fu<king a mash pit of naked women with your diamond encrusted di<k as you with your feet do the double bass druming to meshuggah Bleed as you use your left handto play a crazy legato tapping sweep arrpegio with a quadruple stack of Peavey 5150s running off of generators powered by enslaved mutant rats that once infested the sewers of new york that Is EQed in a smily face fashion and in the right hand do a galloping bass rythymn so powerfull it would shake the earth. Then at orgasmall your guitars would merge into one which would quite literally play itself with Diamond strings that change themselves.

Then to wake up from that dream covered in cheetoes and watching pron.
then getting dressed and going to your job at the local McDonalds.

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It is not diamond encrusted dick, it is "my mighty frosted cloud spire".
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#26
Lobsters:

you put these little guys in boiling water, and they shrink and they turn red and they die.

That is the most metal thing i have heard in my whole life
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No this is the most metal thing ever.



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That has to be the funniest 2:30 of my life, and definitely one of the only times I have almost wet myself in the Pit.
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#33
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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#36
Varg Vikernes getting out of jail.


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#37
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VERY METAL!
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