#1
ok so she buys the crap like regular cheerios and plain rice krispies and leaves that in the kitchen but three times now ive found half eaten boxes of the good sh*t in her room. so far ive found, capn crunch, lucky charms, and cookie crisp. this is f*cked up. any ideas on how to solve this problem?
#3
Piss in her ass?
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#4
Quote by mr_hacksaw
ok so she buys the crap like regular cheerios and plain rice krispies and leaves that in the kitchen but three times now ive found half eaten boxes of the good sh*t in her room. so far ive found, capn crunch, lucky charms, and cookie crisp. this is f*cked up. any ideas on how to solve this problem?



Hide the milk then negotiate
#7
Quote by Just Andrew
Piss in her ass?

hey, dont throw MY jokes back at me and think i wont notice!
lol
#8
Quote by mr_hacksaw
ok so she buys the crap like regular cheerios and plain rice krispies and leaves that in the kitchen but three times now ive found half eaten boxes of the good sh*t in her room. so far ive found, capn crunch, lucky charms, and cookie crisp. this is f*cked up. any ideas on how to solve this problem?


#11
Quote by mr_hacksaw
hey, dont throw MY jokes back at me and think i wont notice!
lol
That was the point <_< .

Maybe you should try asking her why she's withholding proper cereals?
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#14
I will attempt to combine all the answers to form one good answer.

Take the milk and threaten to pee in it for negotiations.
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#15
inb4ra- Oh.

Anywho, I actually used to think my mom did that. I never thought that someone would ACTUALLY do that! When she does that, put 'em all back in the pantry (or cupboard, w/e) and confront her when she goes in there.
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#17
the only good thing about the lucky charms is the marshmallows, the brown stuff tastes like wood.
They're like the same price, I don't know why anyone would get rice krispies over something like reeces puffs
#18
Okay, first of all, cheerios are awesome.

Can you not buy your own cereal? Or ask her to get you cap'n crunch?
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Interesting question...
#19
Quote by wolfy808
I will attempt to combine all the answers to form one good answer.

Take the milk and threaten to pee in it for negotiations.

And then eat it in front of her.

haha
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#20
steal her good serial and dont mention anything about it. what is she going to do come out and say did you take the good serial
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#22
falcon Punch
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#23
Quote by dcdossett65
falcon Punch


+ ()()
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#24
Quote by wolfy808
+ ()()


que?
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#25
Quote by dcdossett65
que?
Means either:

+Titties
or
+Infinity
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#26
Ah, but of course.

Therefore, I win.
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#27
infinity my friend. Titties have nipples in the middle.
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#28
Quote by wolfy808
infinity my friend. Titties have nipples in the middle.


That would look like ()o() then. Which is more goatse than anything.

Perhaps you meant "Titties have nipples in the middle of each tit"?
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#29
Hmm. Yes, yes my mistake.

Either way, Falcon Punch our problems away.
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#30
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
That would look like ()o() then. Which is more goatse than anything.

Perhaps you meant "Titties have nipples in the middle of each tit"?


It kinda looks like a Tie Fighter.


And whats wrong with Cherioos?
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#31
Quote by wolfy808
Hmm. Yes, yes my mistake.

Either way, Falcon Punch our problems away.


And therein lies my senior quote.
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#32
Just buy your own. What are you, like 5?
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#34
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Stop going through your mums room?

why dont you tell me to stop living life while youre at it
#35
Tell your mom shes fat and that she has to stop eating cereal.
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#37
put laxatives in her cereal, then proceed to use the toilet for an immensly long period of time.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#38
They're half eaten boxes.

Go eat the other half
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