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#1
watch some porn or stay on UG? im bored (not horny) and i need one to keep me awake but i cant decide because they both amuse me
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#4
was that a UG or a ug as in uhggghhgg "like a sigh"

im confused
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#5
Quote by Gibson06
To stay awake try running on a treadmill for like 15 minutes.



i dont have a tread mill and its like 90 degrees outside and its 4:40 am
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#6
I had the same problem 30 minutes ago I picked porn. Then it was fight the virus in my computer or go to sleep. Here I am still awake but virus free!!!! TS, go with porn virus' are fun to fight.
#7
Quote by amazing FretMan
was that a UG or a ug as in uhggghhgg "like a sigh"

im confused

If it was a sigh it would've been "ugh" it was UG.
#8
Quote by _Tim_
If it was a sigh it would've been "ugh" it was UG.



haha ok
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#9
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I had the same problem 30 minutes ago I picked porn. Then it was fight the virus in my computer or go to sleep. Here I am still awake but virus free!!!! TS, go with porn virus' are fun to fight.



im gonna try both at the same time and see how that ends up?
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#10
Well I think that if you stick to UG it won't take long until you encounter some porn, so then you will have both at once. Problem solved

EDIT: Although the porn you encounter here may not be the kind you want...
#11
Quote by Samurai Chicken
Well I think that if you stick to UG it won't take long until you encounter some porn, so then you will have both at once. Problem solved

Or severed peni, which ever cums first.


lol ucwutididthar?
#12
i love UG they always help me make critical life decisions im probably gonna come to you and ask you guys id i should do my future wifes sister AND mom or just get married
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#13
Quote by Aussieloco
Or severed peni, which ever cums first.


lol ucwutididthar?



haha yes..i was here to see that...damn trolls
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#15
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i dont have a tread mill and its like 90 degrees outside and its 4:40 am

thats the exact time here
#16
Quote by ling_yu
thats the exact time here



east coast!!! but i live in florida aka death by heat
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#18
DUDE NO WAY! I JUST LOOKED AT SOME PRON AND IT wAS GREAT!! NOW IM BACK HERE. ITS LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
#20
anyone watch derrick comedy?

i have the porno video up but paused...but UG is so fun
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#21
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DUDE NO WAY! I JUST LOOKED AT SOME PRON AND IT wAS GREAT!! NOW IM BACK HERE. ITS LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!



omg lolololollolololololol ROFL

dude this is the shiz im talking about...i cant watch a porno with my wang out and look at ug too because you just cant laugh while fapping...i think you could die..like pop rocks and soda
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#22
Quote by amazing FretMan
omg lolololollolololololol ROFL

dude this is the shiz im talking about...i cant watch a porno with my wang out and look at ug too because you just cant laugh while fapping...i think you could die..like pop rocks and soda


You don't die. Laughing and masturbating is just a little more difficult, and strips you of your dignity.

****ing midget porn
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#23
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
You don't die. Laughing and masturbating is just a little more difficult, and strips you of your dignity.

****ing midget porn

holy $#!+ dood. how did you know? i actually found some of that too. im not even kidding
#24
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
You don't die. Laughing and masturbating is just a little more difficult, and strips you of your dignity.

****ing midget porn



dude im sigging that!
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#25
Quote by mr_hacksaw
holy $#!+ dood. how did you know? i actually found some of that too. im not even kidding


4chan is a wonderful place isn't it?

*EDIT* I've been sigged twice in one night. My life is complete
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#26
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
4chan is a wonderful place isn't it?

yes it is, but thats not where i found it. i honestly would not be able to find it again, i swear i went through like 12 different links from one site to another
#27
Quote by NotAGuitarHero


*EDIT* I've been sigged twice in one night. My life is complete



you are my hero! i havent been sigged

i cant satisfy your needs

my words are inadequate and my wiener is to small too
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#29
Quote by drunkinkoala
You know you have a problem if you jerk off out of boredom.

...

...

Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#30
Quote by amazing FretMan
you are my hero! i havent been sigged

i cant satisfy your needs

my words are inadequate and my wiener is to small too

that right there is actually pretty sigworthy
#32
Quote by drunkinkoala
You know you have a problem if you jerk off out of boredom.



im not...UG just turns me on and i dont wanna jerk off to a bunch of teenage guys talking about humping a dead moose...so i would look at porn so it makes me feel more like a man
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#33
Just open porn in a new tab. But seriously, find something constructive to do as opposed to resorting to shaking hands with your Governer of love.
#34
Quote by hazzmatazz
Just open porn in a new tab. But seriously, find something constructive to do as opposed to resorting to shaking hands with your Governer of love.



i usually hump my pillow so it feels like a fat-ass woman with no arms or legs...makes me feel like im in control for once
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#35
Quote by amazing FretMan
i usually hump my pillow so it feels like a fat-ass woman with no arms or legs...makes me feel like im in control for once

you teach that bitch fretman...
#36
Quote by mr_hacksaw
that right there is actually pretty sigworthy



yay!!! now if only someone will sig it
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#37
Quote by mr_hacksaw
you teach that bitch fretman...


hell yes!!! dude...see this is the kinda stuff that makes it hard for me to hump my pillow...even though she cant feel it..not becuase its a pillow/armless and legless fat woman..but becuase of my small penis and inadequacy
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#39
Quote by Aussieloco
Check my sig.



f*cking hell yes!!! dude i love you (no homo...kind)
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#40
Quote by amazing FretMan
f*cking hell yes!!! dude i love you (no homo...kind)

That's what they all say...
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