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i'm eighteen and i had buscuits and gravy for the first time ever today and oh my god. it was AMAZING. it was like antonio banderas shat awesome all over my plate. who else thinks that buscuits and gravy own?
#3
i havent had gravy before


is it like the real antonio banderas or the blow up doll?


how do you make gravy?
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#4
Quote by Ichikurosaki
biscuits...


and gravy?

They go together just about as nicely as ice cream and bleach.


no joke i do ice cream and hot sauce
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#5
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i havent had gravy before


is it like the real antonio banderas or the blow up doll?


how do you make gravy?

Add hot water
Stir


Or do it properly with meat juice and ****.
#6
It's amazing, that is all.
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i'm eighteen and i had buscuits and gravy for the first time ever today and oh my god. it was AMAZING. it was like antonio banderas shat awesome all over my plate. who else thinks that buscuits and gravy own?


That gave me a lovely mental image, thank you
#9
I love biscuits and gravy. When I go to Whataburger(I believe they're only located in Texas) for breakfast, I get a bacon breakfast on a bun and biscuits and gravy. I then proceed to have an orgasm in my mouth for about 20 minutes.
#11
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That gave me a lovely mental image, thank you

the smartassery and sarcasm in that post was enough. it drove me over the edge. i officially pissed myself from laughing. i'll change the sheets in the morning
#12
Quote by Ichikurosaki
biscuits...


and gravy?

They go together just about as nicely as ice cream and bleach.



Americans have biscuits which aren't biscuits at all, they're like some variation of the scone or something

Anyone with any sense knows that THESE are biscuits though

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#14
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Americans have biscuits which aren't biscuits at all, they're like some variation of the scone or something


Scone... and gravy..

I'm still not really getting it
This thread is revolting
#15
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Americans have biscuits which aren't biscuits at all, they're like some variation of the scone or something

Anyone with any sense knows that THESE are biscuits though


dude, thats a cookie. a buscuit is like a plain scone though, yeah
#16
Quote by Opeth_Death
I love biscuits and gravy. When I go to Whataburger(I believe they're only located in Texas) for breakfast, I get a bacon breakfast on a bun and biscuits and gravy. I then proceed to have an orgasm in my mouth for about 20 minutes.

Mind if i join?

I haven't had whataburger in a while. I usually get the pancake breakfast with bacon. That or a number 5 with jalapenos, extra patty, and extra bacon.

My friends and i would always hang out in there till 1am.

Too bad i don't work right across from it any more

EDIT: i believe there's some in Florida. Or at least 1 in Orlando...
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#17
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Americans have biscuits which aren't biscuits at all, they're like some variation of the scone or something

Anyone with any sense knows that THESE are biscuits though


a simple google search will show you that THIS is a biscuit:


and biscuits and gravy owns, mmmm i want some SO bad right now.

and THIS is what TS is talking about:
#19
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a simple google search will show you that THIS is a biscuit:


and biscuits and gravy owns, mmmm i want some SO bad right now.

because its like antonio banderas just squatted over your empty plate and heaved a huge steamy pile of "oh f*ck yeah" all over it, right? right??
#20
Quote by Ichikurosaki
No, a cookie is a soft biscuit. Hard biscuits are biscuits.

I always thought cookies were any biscuits with chocolate chips in

And, I think you'll find what I posted ARE biscuits, as shown by this website http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/



And ****ing hell, that second picture looked like someone vomited over them, is that the gravy you have over there, vomit?!
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#21
Quote by Ichikurosaki
No, a cookie is a soft biscuit. Hard biscuits are biscuits.

i mean in america-speak
#22
Quote by SuperBlob
I always thought cookies were any biscuits with chocolate chips in

And, I think you'll find what I posted ARE biscuits, as shown by this website http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/

Eh. i dunno, why do Americans change words ffs, whats wrong with our perfectly acceptable ones that obviously make much more logical sense!?

And that site reminded me how terrible BN's are >_>
#23
Quote by SuperBlob
I always thought cookies were any biscuits with chocolate chips in

And, I think you'll find what I posted ARE biscuits, as shown by this website http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/



And ****ing hell, that second picture looked like someone vomited over them, is that the gravy you have over there, vomit?!

ThATS THE ANTONIO BANDERAS SUPERAWESOMEBADASSRESIDUE!
#24
i prefer microwaved ginger nuts , all soft and hot mmmm steamy.
Yeah i finally got round to all this, so, what shall i put here?

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#25
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Eh. i dunno, why do Americans change words ffs, whats wrong with our perfectly acceptable ones that obviously make much more logical sense!?

And that site reminded me how terrible BN's are >_>

That advert pissed me off so much, I went round school correcting everyone who sang it saying "IT'S MANAH MANAH!!"

...

I didn't have a very eventful childhood
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#26
Wait a minute... Aren't what Americans call biscuits scones!? That's disgusting...
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Mmm, nothing like a good plate of "scones" n' vomit.

I actually loled. like out loud.

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#29
biscuits and gravy?
why did you even try that in the first place
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#30
wtf are you on!!

biscuits, and gravy!


that sounds horrible!!

id rather eat newspaper and metal!
#32
The picture of (so called) "biscuits" and "gravy" made me puke a little in my mouth.

Well done.
#33
Chicken Pot Pie with Biscuit crust baked on top. It's like taking a ****-piss on God by creating heaven on earth. I just came thinking about it.
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#35
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Cookies and biscuits are the same


Cookies are chewy/crunchy/melty ect. Biscuits are fluffy.

Where's your god now mother****er?
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#37
Every time I've ever gotten a biscuit from a restaurant here in America, it's been fluffy/flaky/buttery. Is it different in England or something?
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#38
Yeah, you made everything stupid

Refer to my first posts to see a REAL biscuit
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#40
Google image search of "Biscuit":



First image.
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