School starts tomorrow, maybe I'll finally get laid sometime this school-year

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#1
I'm kind of depressed cuz ive never had a woman touch my penor. and also school starts tomorrow, and my dad got me to sign up for way too many hard classes - ap calc, senior comp, ap english, and ap biology. also i haven't slept well the last two nights for fear of a bat being in my room. i saw one two nights ago and opened the window and hoped it would leave then slept in another room, and i don't know when it will creep out and viciously attack me.

anybody else?
#3
Um... no... not really. But hey, good luck with that bat. I heard they like mice so maybe you should open up a mice orphanage outside your window to lure it out?
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#5
Quote by geetarguy13
I'm kind of depressed cuz ive never had a woman touch my penor. and also school starts tomorrow, and my dad got me to sign up for way too many hard classes - ap calc, senior comp, ap english, and ap biology. also i haven't slept well the last two nights for fear of a bat being in my room. i saw one two nights ago and opened the window and hoped it would leave then slept in another room, and i don't know when it will creep out and viciously attack me.

anybody else?

S'alright, you've got a hand and porn, right?
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#6
I hope you'll be getting laid.
Because I know won't.
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#7
Get over it, you're a virgin. So what? It's not a big deal.

Be a real man and use Jill until the time is right.
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#8
have sex with the bat
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#9
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I'm kind of depressed cuz ive never had a woman touch my penor.

i wonder why
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#10
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anybody else?

Lmao. No.
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#12
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Solves all your problems right there.


I wouldn't recommend sleeping with your roommates.
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#13
Quote by AAAARRRGGGGHHH!
i wonder why


i know right?

well chill dude, iv got ap psych, ap english, and ap government, as well as physics, and im not the brightest crayon in the box. youll be fine. and not everyone has sex before they get out of high school... although it is a common goal for most males lol.

[edit]
oh yeah, and honors biology is hella easy, and calculus is rumored to be easier than precalc/trig.
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#14
scared of a bat? dude...... why so serious? but yeah just be confident n shiz!
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#15
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have sex with the bat


this man is a genius.
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#16
Contrary to popular belief - sex isn't that important. You don't need it.
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#17
That's too bad.
I graduated. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be having sex with my girlfriend in my bat-free room while knowing that I have no classes to go to for the rest of my life.
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#18
Quote by geetarguy13
I'm kind of depressed cuz ive never had a woman touch my penor. and also school starts tomorrow, and my dad got me to sign up for way too many hard classes - ap calc, senior comp, ap english, and ap biology. also i haven't slept well the last two nights for fear of a bat being in my room. i saw one two nights ago and opened the window and hoped it would leave then slept in another room, and i don't know when it will creep out and viciously attack me.

anybody else?



#19
Quote by Kensai
Um... no... not really. But hey, good luck with that bat. I heard they like mice so maybe you should open up a mice orphanage outside your window to lure it out?


I hear bats also hate it if you lay small cubes of cheese on the floor.
#20
Quote by CaptainJack666
scared of a bat? dude...... why so serious? but yeah just be confident n shiz!


+1

I think that the sex part was just an attempt to distract people from the real message in the post.
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#21
Teach the bat hypnosis, invite a girl over, and have the bat use its hypnotic skills to make the girl want t3h sex. Problem solved.
#22
Quote by Pleasure2kill
That's too bad.
I graduated. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be having sex with my girlfriend in my bat-free room while knowing that I have no classes to go to for the rest of my life.


aaw u asshole rofl
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She's a "new girl".. when did she ship to your home? What condition was she in?

Make sure to give the seller good feedback on ebay.. we all know humans are just objects after all.
#23
Sucks for you. I got butt raped last night.
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#24


Dude, I don't have any bats but I won't be getting any women action any time soon. So we are like in that sense.

Pretty ashamed for that reason.
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#25
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have sex with the bat

win win situation right here! LOL
#26
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Contrary to popular belief - sex isn't that important. You don't need it.

+1

Sex is only that great when it's with someone you really care about imo. It's really not worth persuing until you're in a loving relationship, and allowing chasing poon to govern everything you do is a total waste of time.
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#27
Quote by geetarguy13
I'm kind of depressed cuz ive never had a woman touch my penor. and also school starts tomorrow, and my dad got me to sign up for way too many hard classes - ap calc, senior comp, ap english, and ap biology. also i haven't slept well the last two nights for fear of a bat being in my room. i saw one two nights ago and opened the window and hoped it would leave then slept in another room, and i don't know when it will creep out and viciously attack me.

anybody else?

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#28
Bat's don't attack you...

My old house had rare bats in the attic (it means you're not allowe to touch the attic...) in it. They'd end up in my room all the time. Baby bats are cute.
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#29
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Bat's don't attack you...

My old house had rare bats in the attic (it means you're not allowe to touch the attic...) in it. They'd end up in my room all the time. Baby bats are cute.

They're weird lookin'...

I empathise
Rob Schneider is... Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb! Rated PG-13.
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True that. True that.
Methinks you pwned the thread dude.

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#31
Quote by Snakexe
They're weird lookin'...

I empathise


They're a bit funny looking but they're cute <3

And the baby ones hold onto your finger and try and bite you but it' just like a wee nip.

(i'm yet to catch rabies >.> )
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#32
Quote by meh!
Bat's don't attack you...

My old house had rare bats in the attic (it means you're not allowed to touch the attic...) in it. They'd end up in my room all the time. Baby bats are cute.

The bat at the zoo attacked me
Not on purpose obviously but still I was pretty scared when a massive bat came a-swoopin' at me forehead :|

...bloody smell too
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#33
So you havent been laid... Big whoop. At least your penis wont dry up and fall off from too much sex.

I miss my penis. We had such wonderful times together... Ah, the memories.
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#35
Quote by Guitardude19
So you havent been laid... Big whoop. At least your penis wont dry up and fall off from too much sex.

I miss my penis. We had such wonderful times together... Ah, the memories.


Like the time you went to the docks?
#37
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Be nice or you get reported.

Anyways...with your attitude, TS, you should be lucky a girl even talks to you.


You would report him, even with his banning powers?
#38
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Like the time you went to the docks?


How do you know that!?

That five year old boys body was there when I got there... It was only coincidence that my DNA was found at the scene...

>_>

<_<

And the time I stood outside that primary school with my trench coat on... Such young girls.



If you cant get laid with people your own age, there are always slow, defenceless children ripe for the picking.

>_>

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#39
Quote by Snakexe
+1

Sex is only that great when it's with someone you really care about imo. It's really not worth persuing until you're in a loving relationship, and allowing chasing poon to govern everything you do is a total waste of time.


That is especially true. It's not worth it in the end. If anything, you shouldn't be going after some ass, it should come to you.
Your more likely to get better results by focusing on your life instead of focusing on other peoples lifes.
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