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#1
Interestingly enough,I stumbled upon a few bad sides of being tall(not personally,but in written text,I'm medium height)

So here's what i know so far

Tall people:

Are worse in acrobatics than short and medium height people
Are worse in sexual intercourse due to their anchorage
Are worse in motorsports,especially in Motorcycle riding(Aerodynamics and Ergonomics)
Are worse in gymnastics
Live Shorter

Facts i know:
The tallest man in MotoGP is Rossi and he is 183 Cm in height which is medium height!
You rarely see a tall gymnast!
Their organs are stretched and badly positioned

I wanted to be tall like 6.3,but now that i know this,i really don't want to be over 6.0

Now you go on
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#3
FACT: Tall people hit their head in cottages.
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#4
Quote by Azrael_031
Interestingly enough,I stumbled upon a few bad sides of being tall(not personally,but in written text,I'm medium height)

So here's what i know so far

Tall people:

Are worse in acrobatics than short and medium height people
Are worse in sexual intercourse due to their anchorage
Are worse in motorsports,especially in Motorcycle riding(Aerodynamics and Ergonomics)
Are worse in gymnastics
Live Shorter

Facts i know:
The tallest man in MotoGP is Rossi and he is 183 Cm in height which is medium height!
You rarely see a tall gymnast!
Their organs are stretched and badly positioned

I wanted to be tall like 6.3,but now that i know this,i really don't want to be over 6.0

Now you go on


I've never had a problem during sex...

But the weather's always different.
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#6
Any trips to the shire could cause backpains.
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#7
Have to walk behind short people?
=MAY THE HAND OF GOD STRIKE THEM DOWN=

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#8
being small causes bullying. Midgets
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#10
183 cm isn't medium height.

178 cm is.
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#11
well I'm not suuper tall but...
all my friends are like friggin dwarfs, so you kinda feel like you tak up alot of space. a bit awkward haha
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#13
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FACT: Tall people hit their head in cottages.
I am regularly reminded of this fact around the house.
#14
somebody sounds bitter....
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#16
Hmm, I sometimes wish I was a little taller, but nah, I'm happy

FACT: Tall people have 2 stomachs
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#18
You need more muscle than the average/short ones to look like man. Real man.
#19
I find it funny at the tall people who are getting defensive about sex.

It never said you were bad, just not as good as if you weren't.
#20
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im 6'1 and ur mum doesn't complain about our sex.


I'm 6'0" and his dad doesn't......
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#23
make midgets feel bad.
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#25
im 6'3 and im only 14 so im screwed XD But its awesoem being tall
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#26
Being tall is awesome.
Ego inflating praise here:
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#27
Quote by Azrael_031

The tallest man in MotoGP is Rossi and he is 183 Cm in height which is medium height!

I think 250 rider Marco Simoncelli may be a bit taller than Rossi.

Also, David Jefferies was about 6'4", and weighed around 14 stone. Didn't stop him being one of the greatest TT racers of all time.
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#28
Tall People ftw!

I'm 6'5.
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#31
Being tall sucks because you bang your head on **** all the time, and you cant get on some theme park rides, and you cant fit in a normal bath. From my experience anyways.
#32
FACT: tall men have feathered penises.


that's right
penises.
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#33
i think i'm the tallest person here.. 6'7. does this make me leader of the tall people?
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#34
I'm 6"2, the worst part of being tall is hitting my head on stuff, but other than that, it's pretty awesome. I hit my head every time I go in my friend's basement because his pipes are so low, pretty annoying.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
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#35
Quote by apollo718
i think i'm the tallest person here.. 6'7. does this make me leader of the tall people?



we've been through this before. i believe the guy was 7'0. so he is the leader of the tall people. i'm...sorry.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#36
FACT- tall people have aids
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#38
I'm 5'11" I'd like to be 6'0" because its a round number
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#39
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I'm 6'0" and his dad doesn't......


Yeah,that's because my dad is dead,no I'm not kidding,he died in a war.

How does that make you feel asshole?!
Hodam,a stojim...
#40
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What the **** does anchourage mean?


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