Poll: Whiich one?
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Blue Trash
1 14%
Red Rubbish
6 86%
Voters: 7.
#1
Yeah, I'm Trailer Trash

It was 3AM and I walked around the trailer park
Coors Light cans were everywhere
Just some more redneck bullsh*t
when you see a camaro in every other lot

I can't wait to get the hell out of here
But something nags inside of me to stay
A lifestyle I can't seem to change
Wearin' a wife beater shirt with motorcycle grease stains
just brings me joy throughout the day

And when the sun starts to rise
It sounds like race day in here
And to witness the Jeff Gordon versus Tony Stewart fights
Brings amusement to my ears

Then sittin' on the porches are the trailer park hoes
So far I counted thirty-five chicks
Almost half were preteens and the others were way too old
But I still hit 'em anyway, and on the last one I got caught

Her ol' man came home early that day
and found me f*ckin' his girl on his bed
He pulled his twelve gauge from behind the door and fired away
I jumped out the window butt naked
Hopped in my chevy truck and bailed

Back at home now with an open cold beer
Sniffed some crack on the table
and just chill in my EZ chair
Life is great, when you only get three channels on cable



and I'm rubbish

got a face of paper waste
with the wrinkles bothering me
knees like a crumpled beer can
stab-stab the artery
got soggy cardboard for hair
blank cheque stare
and I'm the rubbish
I'm the rubbish chump

born with a wheel belly
vision cubed like a telly
half a basketball brain
rat-run pubes
pepper pot nose
I'm everything that's been used
I'm the rubbish
I'm the rubbish chump

biceps like broken spokes
back creaks like the gears
an ass that's the sorest saddle
in the west
but honey no need to fear

for i'm the rubbish
the rubbish chump
gonna take you to my tip
bet you like it
cos i'm the rubbish chump
that my lovers dump
their boys for
the dirty whores

the rubbish chump
i'm the rubbish chump
Last edited by Jammydude44 at Aug 17, 2008,
#3
Red. It reads much more maturely and more poetic, which I enjoy. It also reminds me of Primus which is good too.

Blue was just too story/hick/immature for me, which I deal with every day (look at my location if you want proof =P ), and annoys me greatly. It also didn't exactly capture the hick dialog.. More of stereotyped it.
#4
Red. "blank cheque stare" was nice, and it just read better overall.
I owe a ton of people critiques.

If you're one of them, please PM me.

I have trouble keeping track.
#5
Quote by Garb
Red. It reads much more maturely and more poetic, which I enjoy. It also reminds me of Primus which is good too.

Blue was just too story/hick/immature for me, which I deal with every day (look at my location if you want proof =P ), and annoys me greatly. It also didn't exactly capture the hick dialog.. More of stereotyped it.


Meh, it wasn't stereotyping....it's actually the truth of where I live and it there's only 2 choices of beer here...Coors Light or Bud Light....

Immature, yeah....

If it annoyed you that's awesome cuz I'm one of those guys who gets a kick out of annoying someone until they tell me to stop

Anyway Jammy, you got an awesome piece here
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!